The Hilux Story

[GI Jane]

tripilitis to his diaphragm, but not to worry

[KOBUSL]

the hefty outer skin protected

[kaskar]

didnt scratch the landys roof

[Pung]

although the paint was faded and

[kaskar]

there were some fresh scratchmarks from the landgoing sandsharks. The Hilux purred forward to rescue the

[KOBUSL]

last sane person to

[Blaps]

declare that the world is still "OK" accept that some planets have lined up to

[ROOFER]

take a picture

[ROOFER]

with the new deputy president

[GI Jane]

from a mayan city that brought news of a new date for the end of the world

[kaskar]

which could be tomorrow if the mayens were wrong. So - with the new tyres delated to

[KOBUSL]

the level of government ethics

[ROOFER]

who knows where we going from here

[ROOFER]

lets agree to go forward

[Thunder02]

Now that we have past the 21st and

[KOBUSL]

counting leap years

[Blaps]

while waiting for the others to come back to

[KOBUSL]

the land of Bells and dunes,

[Thunder02]

And plenty of

[KOBUSL]

friendly

[Blaps]

hilux owners who love to

[Thunder02]

Rip off

[KOBUSL]

dishonest speedcops to pay honest

[GI Jane]

salaries to hard working employees

[Blaps]

at this time of the year when

[KOBUSL]

they are actually working and not

[Froll]

making out as if they know what is going on

[KOBUSL]

and not dreaming about coloured coded oil for the Landy to match the paving

[GI Jane]

around their new swimming pool

[KOBUSL]

after LAST night

[GI Jane]

of the past year..

[Family_Dog]

after Julius came to the party

[Thunder02]

And absolutely

[KOBUSL]

swamped the people with stories of tend errs and

[Thunder02]

and great deals on

[Family_Dog]

berets

[KOBUSL]

that fit extra big bone heads

[Froll]

in one size fits all

[KOBUSL]

apes

[ThysdJ]

and izes

[KOBUSL]

with rings round

[ThysdJ]

and cherries on top

[GI Jane]

of a fruit parfait

[Thunder02]

but when you look closer

[KOBUSL]

the cherries were aged in 10 year old

[Froll]

Johny Walker, left over from the last ANC function

[Thunder02]

only because

[KOBUSL]

they were not used to screw caps

[Thunder02]

Or anything in a bottle,so

[Froll]

an inquiry was set up to investigate

[KOBUSL]

the process by witch the cherries got

[Blaps]

sour and went down

[Bosfebok]

and caused the Whisky to

[Thunder02]

Foam and

[GI Jane]

and froth in the glass

[Froll]

just like Captain Morgan

[Sebata]

with an empty barrel

[Barrie]

under foot

[Barrie]

while Humty Dumpty

[GI Jane]

contemplated life, destined to be stuck on the top of a wall, unless