The Hilux Story

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KOBUSL
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:48 pm

looking for the cat
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:40 pm

that was in the hat on the mat

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Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:25 am

in the back
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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ThysdJ
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:30 pm

of the mud pool where the pole dancing is going on
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Real Name: KOBUS

Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:46 pm

with synthetic oil on the pole and synthetic
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Blaps
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Vehicle: Hilux 4x4 Ford V6
Real Name: Ben
Location: Olifantsnek

Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:44 pm

stringers holding together the
Go, just go.... Somewhere.... Out There...
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Real Name: Roger
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:49 pm

girls costume, but we were traveling away from that

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Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:51 pm

when suddenly

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Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:04 am

the stringers broke , leaving the poor
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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ThysdJ
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Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:24 am

pole standing all alone in a pool of mud
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za

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Blaps
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Town: Rustenburg
Vehicle: Hilux 4x4 Ford V6
Real Name: Ben
Location: Olifantsnek

Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:18 pm

feeling alone with nobody to
Go, just go.... Somewhere.... Out There...
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Real Name: Roger
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Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:48 pm

slide on the synthetic oil

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Thunder02
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Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:55 pm

but the malbro man standing next to him,who
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:25 am

himself, handy with poles,
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:08 am

jumper leads,leatherman ,compass and
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Real Name: Roger
Club VHF Licence: N/A

Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:53 pm

a fridge full of cold ones,set about to

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KOBUSL
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Real Name: KOBUS

Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:46 pm

take on one of the muddiest poles south of
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:11 pm

the mighty Orange river

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Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:11 pm

slapbang in the middle of Langa, loading his
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Thunder02
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Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:13 pm

Rifle and waiting for
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:52 pm

some Rhino poachers to

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KOBUSL
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Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:22 pm

swim in the croc pool without giving the poor crocs
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Thunder02
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Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:27 pm

A little nibble on
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

Boet Croukamp
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:06 pm

lost his footing and fell

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Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:44 pm

onto the back of a stuck Land Rover

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ThysdJ
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:13 am

which miraculously turned into a sabre tooth tiger and
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za

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GI Jane
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Real Name: Val
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:58 am

bounded off into the sunset
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Thunder02
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:58 am

with his tail between his legs while
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Town: Vioolsdrift
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Real Name: Roger
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:03 pm

malbro man wondered what to do next

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Thunder02
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:26 pm

yet
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Real Name: Val
Club VHF Licence: X112

Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:12 am

on the other side of the universe
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KOBUSL
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Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:54 am

in Japan, a new creature came to life
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Froll
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Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:13 pm

at the Toyota factory

ROOFER
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Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:13 pm

with four wheels

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KOBUSL
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:51 am

and a 400 kw diesel motor
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:32 pm

ready to take on Africa's best

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Thunder02
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:06 pm

of the worst
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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KOBUSL
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:50 pm

dongas
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Blitzkrieg
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Vehicle: 94 Hilux D/C V8 Lexus. 2009 LC Prado 4.0 V6
Real Name: Jaco

Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:52 pm

that any other vehicle will
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Baasvark
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:42 pm

shudder to contemplate
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Thunder02
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:11 pm

yet it was
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Real Name: Shane

Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:13 pm

a Hiluxman with cohones of steel
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Real Name: Roger
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:57 pm

that showed them how it is done

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Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:23 pm

with out a moment of hesitation

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Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:12 am

he started that monster

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KOBUSL
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:12 am

and started running up Dune 7
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Blitzkrieg
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:27 am

while Landy drivers watched in
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:24 pm

groups of ten, pushing and pulling
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:10 pm

each other to see who

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Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:50 pm

had enough oil left in his landy's engine
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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ThysdJ
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:52 am

to deep fry some chips for dinner.
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za

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KOBUSL
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:03 am

The winner, with six bags of potatoes,
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:51 pm

started to make chips, when suddenly

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Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:10 pm

there was a noise
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wim
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Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:15 pm

as a Hilux driver mistook a L/rover for an opsticle and
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Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:53 pm

And dropped a gear
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:54 pm

and started climbing

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Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:49 pm

the back of Table Mountain to
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:24 pm

get away from

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:29 pm

wannabe 4x4'ers
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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