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and spanners in their pockets
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just for show, because the towrope was
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was broken and
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and the winch not serviced after the last deep water
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which lasted 5 days because
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the mud was thick
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and the recoverer drunk
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and then they realised
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beer and crocodiles don't mix
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but, meanwhile on the opposite bank
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a man, with a grin on his face,
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and an ice cold castle, sat watching this
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oil slick passing by with guess what on top,
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a rhino tied upside down with
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three guys sitting on top
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shouting obsenities at the
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people on the banks for not helping them when
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their beer ran out
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and the neerest tree was on the
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on the plains about 3 km away, where 2 lonley
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bar ladies were looking for
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3 blocks of ice to
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cool some beers to attract some
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attention away from their short
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tempers which flare up at a
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the drop of a hat
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on a
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dusty floor, so when
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the next blue bulls fan in his
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Landie comes passing by
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wearing only his pink boxers :twisted:
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on his way to support
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Chiefs playing in Soweto, trying to get rid
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of his pink boxers, so that
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his wife can cook a big pot of soup
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for him to enjoy
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while waiting for the eggs to
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turn into steel
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needed to finish off the rock
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climb without 4x4 or difflock
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with an Isuzu attached to
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a land rover, which were all being towed by
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an inexperienced lady driver in a tuna up a
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Devil's pass, with lava and rocks
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so everyone
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got stoned
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and woke to a
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song from ABBA called
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money, money, money
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, sung to the tune of
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my fair lady, with extra
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support from Metallica
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to get the beat right, when all of a sudden
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the lights went out and
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and they realised they forgot to pay the electricity account
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lucky there was a Hilux with a dual battery system
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and a pv panel, but in the darkness
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they heard the lonely cry
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