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Post by Black Sam »

explaining to her as to why
"LIFE'S A JOURNEY, ENJOY THE RIDE"
"WHERE THERE'S A 4X4....... THERE'S A WAY" .
"LEXUS - THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION"
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when the bough broke and
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fell onto them from above. The blond turned out to be a "he" and
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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that change the story completely because
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the attention immediately returned to the Hilux. Now
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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the fun begins
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(suckers!!!) as there are not really anything broken on the Hilux, rather
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just a few adjustments to be made. Right now
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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there are more important things to focus on like the lamb chops
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That fell into the fire when
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the falling bough toppled the braai grid. Armed with a stick
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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of pepermint gum and a 2L coke
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he took a sip and grabbed
"LIFE'S A JOURNEY, ENJOY THE RIDE"
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one of the chops, only to find
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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his fingers burning
'02 KZ 'Lux. Cooled. Chipped. Onca'd. Cherished!

If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
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from the heat of the coals. So he stuck them
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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between his legs and cried out: Oh my
'02 KZ 'Lux. Cooled. Chipped. Onca'd. Cherished!

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digits!" The 'blonde' was immediately curious and
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tried to get his
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throbbing
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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out of
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the way so he can get back to braaing the toasties and
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saw the Landy on the snatch rope
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busy breaking down
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again
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whilst leaking oil via the air vent on the left
'02 KZ 'Lux. Cooled. Chipped. Onca'd. Cherished!

If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
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as well as the right
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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and I think to myself..... What a
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wonderful...
To God be the glory
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way to keep a bunch of guys busy for days on
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end. But wait thats not all. For only
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10 cents more you can get
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a Landy fixed
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by your local scrap yard. And if
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you sniff your Stroh rum through a R100 note
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It would open your mind and make you think
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how fortunate you are to be here and to
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not be fixing your your LR.
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But on the other hand
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you could drink your rum and not care
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that your Kumho muds are slipping in the mud
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Hahaha said the
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guys at the track hold my drink and watch
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this move I am about
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to phone a tow-truck while driving on two
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cylinders down a narrow
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Meanwhile, Jack & Jill went up the
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the steepest hill with
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five litres of
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raindrops on a silver
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cloud overhead. The rain began to fall and
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I wondered how 6 words could
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could so dramatically change the course of a life story.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Meanwhile, the R 100 note slipped in deeper
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so I built a Lexus powered street sleeper
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with a reverse gear beeper
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body kit, diffuser 'en all
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the bells and whistles you
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want to ring and blow for the
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joy it creates for all your
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