The Hilux Story

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We've done this before, and it kept a lot of people busy for a long time. It was very funny to read and it showed the way people thinks. So lets try it again....

The Rules:
Write a little sentence, NO MORE than 10 words, to add to the story-line. (was 5 but upped to 10)
Try to let the story-line flow.
Once you posted, you must allow somebody else to add his/her 5 words to the story before you post again.
Once you posted, and you see somebody else sneaked in a post (this happens) make sure your last post still makes sense by editing it.
No off-topic discussions about the direction the story takes.
Keep it clean
Stick to a Hilux sort of theme
If we keep this going long enough, we might end up with a new Best Seller... :twisted: :twisted:
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I'll start this one.


One day long long ago....
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standing at the rock face
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With a dune to my back and the sea to the left.....
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up and totally worn out, screaming: WOO HOO! What a ride!"
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I saw a Hilux on
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the crest of the dune
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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just idling gently while the
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sound of the wind scream
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silently in the darkness
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my old friend was busy
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having coffee and a rusk
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with a sparkle in his
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inners after I swallowed it
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. I looked around and saw
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the piece of wood in halve
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starting to burn with the
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brandy and coke in my
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cooler and braai already lit
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smoking with the smell of
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diesel in the morning.
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This made me quite noxious
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as I would have preferred
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the brandy, coke and ice
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that fell in the fire
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so I grabbed a beer.
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What a perfect day it
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was until the
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dog lifted his leg against
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my leg trying to
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catch the ball. Luckily he
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missed it completely and bit
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the landy driver on the
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left side of his
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right elbow pimple
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left cheek of her bum.
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facing the sun that day
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Big dog this, I think.
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stil thinking about this dog
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hilux dog, dont get stuck
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ever, so he moved on.
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I got in my Hilux and
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off topic, iemand sal die deurmekaarspil moet edit
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drove up to the stuck
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Landy that lay up to
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it's roof under the mud
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got out and got another
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ice cold beer from cooler
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and when she looked down
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she saw a rattle snake
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in the cooler box with
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high heels on and shouted:
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drag race! I'm going to
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danville for drag race
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Squeeling they left in a
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hilux modified to be Cruiser( :lol: )
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when it came to a stop
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at the bottom of the dune
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oil dripping from the
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aerial as he makes the
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And this is where it
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