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Lets Play
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Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:57 pm

at day, and pink at night

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Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:29 pm

when the stars are out

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Family_Dog
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Town: Klerksdorp
Vehicle: Hilux DC SFA, Hilux 2.7 DC, Hilux 2.7 SC, Prado 95 VX
Real Name: Eric
Club VHF Licence: HC101
Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:07 am

And a full moon
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:09 am

Gazed upon
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GI Jane
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Town: Strand WC
Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
Club VHF Licence: X112

Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:38 am

a sea of orange and yellow
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Location: Brackenfell
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Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:05 am

beef or chicken
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
Club VHF Licence: X112

Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:40 pm

probably chicken
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Gemsbok
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Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: Hilux 4.0 V6 DC 4x4 AT
Real Name: Lappies
Club VHF Licence: HC186

Tue Aug 23, 2016 11:06 pm

without salt water injected

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Location: Brackenfell
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Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:17 am

and definitely bright orange
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Vehicle: '97 D/C with all the trimmings & 2011 Troopy
Real Name: Shane

Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:22 am

Puckered lips
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Town: Strand WC
Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
Club VHF Licence: X112

Wed Aug 24, 2016 2:12 pm

injected with botox
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Real Name: charl

Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:42 am

for extra flavour

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Low Range 4WD
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Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 1:14 pm
Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: 2008 Hilux D-4D D/C 4x4
Real Name: Hennie

Thu Sep 01, 2016 4:40 pm

and the Angelina Jolie look

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GI Jane
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Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
Club VHF Licence: X112

Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:25 pm

that turns heads
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Real Name: charl

Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:11 pm

from the sand storm

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Town: Oudtshoorn
Vehicle: 1990 Hilux 2.4D 4x4 DC Full MIKEM Suspension front and back + 2007 Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDI 4WD
Real Name: Tertius

Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:56 am

coming from the direction of

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Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:52 pm

the rose farm

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Vehicle: 2008 Hilux D-4D D/C 4x4
Real Name: Hennie

Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:03 pm

that used to be before

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Tue Sep 06, 2016 10:06 pm

Family Dog got his
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:32 pm

ears clipped

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Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:48 am

to look more sporty when

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Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:29 am

the forum ignites again

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Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:58 am

and i talk to myself

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Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:34 pm

when things go belly up

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Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:52 pm

and the wave go down

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Location: Brackenfell
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Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:35 am

I cannot believe this is still going on
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:56 pm

and on

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Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:36 pm

and on
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za

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Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4 Raider Double Cab 2700i Overland kitted!
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Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:39 pm

...since 2011...

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Town: Benoni
Vehicle: '94 Hilux Raider 2.4i (22RE) DC 4x4
Real Name: Cassie
Club VHF Licence: B15
Location: Rynfield

Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:49 pm

.. the year of the...
To God be the glory

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Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:43 pm

The begining...

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Real Name: charl

Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:27 pm

for newbies

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Bos Toe
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Town: East London
Vehicle: Hilux SFA D/C 2.8TD
Real Name: Jean-Pierre

Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:47 am

and old folks
Live your dreams, make it a reality and supersize it
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sakkie4x4
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Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:10 pm
Town: Tzaneen
Vehicle: 2011 Toyota Hilux 3.0 D4D Raider 4x4 MT
Real Name: Quintus
Club VHF Licence: HC343

Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:54 am

off all regions
Matt. 21:28-30.
"Kom na My toe, almal wat vermoeid en belas is, en Ek sal julle rus gee. Neem My juk op julle en leer van My, want Ek is sagmoedig en nederig van hart, en julle sal rus vind vir julle siele: want My juk is sag en My las is lig".

"Come unto Me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you, and learn from Me; for I am meek and lowly in heart' and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For My yoke is easy, and My burden is light"

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Real Name: Tertius
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Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:22 am

coming together again for

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Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:59 pm

Some much needed

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CasKru
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Real Name: Cassie
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Location: Rynfield

Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:07 pm

R & R
To God be the glory

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Thunder02
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Town: East Rand
Vehicle: IFS Hilux
Real Name: Neil
Club VHF Licence: HC105
Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:57 am

before it all
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Location: Rynfield

Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:29 am

went pear shaped.
To God be the glory

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Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:01 pm

Unlike today

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Town: Klerksdorp
Vehicle: Hilux DC SFA, Hilux 2.7 DC, Hilux 2.7 SC, Prado 95 VX
Real Name: Eric
Club VHF Licence: HC101
Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:22 pm

Which is the first day of


-F_D
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:52 pm

September, when two club members went 4x4ing

Only to find...

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Vehicle: 2003 Hilux Raider Facelift D/C 3.0 KZTE
Real Name: Louis
Club VHF Licence: X101

Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:35 pm

... it is already the 2nd of the same month. Which is not....

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Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:22 pm

that surprising seeing that...
To God be the glory

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Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:18 am

when I awoke on Monday I noticed that
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:34 am

Someone had moved my cheese

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Town: East Rand
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Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:05 pm

from my diff lock and
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:47 pm

stuck it to my
To God be the glory

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Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:32 pm

shoe lace, which surprised me because
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:13 pm

I don't really like cheese

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Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:21 pm

at all on my diff lock

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Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:57 pm

especially on a hot day when
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:12 pm

The snow had melted and caused
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Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:30 pm

The price of marsmallows to soar

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Tue Sep 04, 2018 7:23 pm

beyond the price of 1ml of petrol resulting in
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Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:26 pm

7 years of
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Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:31 am

Gluten free

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Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:31 pm

donuts. But on the other hand
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Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:49 pm

melted cheese is good on toast

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Thu Sep 06, 2018 6:57 am

but the cost of bread has made this
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