The Hilux Story

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CasKru
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Real Name: Cassie
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Location: Rynfield

Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:11 pm

a sought after delicacy in
To God be the glory
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Thu Sep 06, 2018 6:11 pm

the kalahari desert where
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Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:56 pm

Anchovies are sought after

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Vehicle: IFS Hilux
Real Name: Neil
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Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:57 am

as garlic snails are no
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Real Name: Eric
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Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:29 pm

longer available, 'cos the land rats


-F_D
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:40 am

have immigrated North to
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Thunder02
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Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:09 am

a place, where the Hilux
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Real Name: Tony Geer
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Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:53 pm

is King of the continent without having
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louis fourie
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Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:40 pm

to tell anybody or

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Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:24 am

Constantly prove itself

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Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:09 pm

but constantly trying to keep out of the oil puddles leaked over the continent by Limey built contraptions on four wheels
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Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:08 pm

called

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Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:01 pm

Land robbers

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Real Name: charl

Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:03 pm

from a far far away land
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Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:12 am

where the sun seldom shines
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Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:38 am

and oil sales are high
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Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:03 pm

and lions roam free
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Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:16 pm

back in the days when
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:14 pm

Men were men and women.....

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Vehicle: '90 SFA Hilux DC 4X4, Full OME, 110mm lift. Brospeed branch, 50mm ss freeflow exhaust. 30 x 9.5 Discoverer S/T's on Viper mags. L/R tank. (AWOL) '98 LTD 2.4 SFA, dual battery system. Dobinson suspension, LR tanks, 31" BF mud's.
Real Name: Andy
Club VHF Licence: HC103

Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:09 pm

were put on pedestals, much like
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:45 am

you know who
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Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:07 pm

From you know where...

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Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:53 am

but the question remains
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Real Name: Tony Geer
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:48 am

who is bringing the beers to
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:38 pm

Celebrate

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Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:54 pm

Halloween, which is
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


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Real Name: charl

Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:07 pm

no longer celebrated as of
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Real Name: Tony Geer
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:14 am

been extended by two weeks until
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Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:23 pm

the beer is cold and we found
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Real Name: Tony Geer
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:34 pm

the gps was incorrect and found ourselves
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Real Name: Eric
Club VHF Licence: HC101
Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:02 pm

at a Ford dealership
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:42 pm

Crying crocodile tears

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Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:24 am

about

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Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:04 pm

The one that got away

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Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:35 pm

Without thinking

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Real Name: Eric
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Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:00 pm

"Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all..."
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Real Name: Tony Geer
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:08 am

about the three flat tyres
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Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:17 pm

in the middle of nowhere without.....

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Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:06 pm

having Google Maps
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:56 am

or....

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Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:04 am

or a SWAMBO without any sense of direction
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Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:27 pm

notwithstanding the day was
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:58 pm

getting long with swambo losing....

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Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:32 pm

all self control and taking it out on the
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Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:00 pm

.. left...

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Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:19 pm

Of the right

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Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:58 pm

with sweat dripping like the Niagra Falls...
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Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:22 pm

while cuddling a
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


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Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:55 pm

a broken down landrover driver without...
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Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:51 am

oil
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Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:51 pm

in his engine, because....

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Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:26 pm

while eating his hamburger,
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Vehicle: 2003 Hilux Raider Facelift D/C 3.0 KZTE
Real Name: Louis
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Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:37 pm

... he realised that....

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FIRSTGEER
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Town: King WilliamsTown
Vehicle: 2,5 D4D Singlr Cab 4X4 Full OME suspension. snorkel.GMA aftermarket bullbar.
Real Name: Tony Geer
Club VHF Licence: HC 109

Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:02 pm

the Landie so called specialist(covered in oil) forgot to put back the sump plug...
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Town: Virginia
Vehicle: '97 D/C with all the trimmings & 2011 Troopy
Real Name: Shane

Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:43 pm

Due to his mother in-law's...

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Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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FIRSTGEER
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Town: King WilliamsTown
Vehicle: 2,5 D4D Singlr Cab 4X4 Full OME suspension. snorkel.GMA aftermarket bullbar.
Real Name: Tony Geer
Club VHF Licence: HC 109

Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:12 am

contractions caused by early labour pains...
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Town: Klerksdorp
Vehicle: Hilux DC SFA, Hilux 2.7 DC, Hilux 2.7 SC, Prado 95 VX
Real Name: Eric
Club VHF Licence: HC101
Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:53 pm

Caused by an apparent oil
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Posts: 1778
Joined: Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:17 pm
Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: 2003 Hilux Raider Facelift D/C 3.0 KZTE
Real Name: Louis
Club VHF Licence: X101

Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:27 am

spil. The next morning when Peter woke up with a....

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louis fourie
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Joined: Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:17 pm
Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: 2003 Hilux Raider Facelift D/C 3.0 KZTE
Real Name: Louis
Club VHF Licence: X101

Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:49 pm

...a m o e r s e head ache he relized that his friend Louis has killed this thread and therefore asked him to revert back to the mother-in-law's contractions caused by early labour pains caused by an apparent oil....

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Town: East Rand
Vehicle: IFS Hilux
Real Name: Neil
Club VHF Licence: HC105
Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:34 pm

which was found to be the wrong
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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