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I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) who will be flying into South Africa so as to stage an Event at the Ellis Park Grounds next weekend, if anybody wants them.

Robbie is going to try to jump over Malema and 1,000 ANCYL supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.



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Uhmmmmm can we have 2 :cooldude:

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I'll sponsor the beer!
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I'll take ten! :lol: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :laugh2:
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I'll take front row seats please :lmao:
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ek sal nie daarna kan kyk nie.....eks te bang hy maak dit. :lol:
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Post by jacques kotze »

Ek sal dit nie wil mis nie :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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