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I have been many places...

Post by Mr_B »

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have
to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends,
family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not
too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not
to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand
firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting
older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the
adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the
stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it
is to get there.

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Post by ThysdJ »

You dont want to be in Continent either, it is a wet and miserable place. :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: I have been many places...

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I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it
is to get there. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RooiLux wrote:I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it
is to get there. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stop making jokes about my homeland!! .......... :D:
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You guys crack me up...
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:lmao:
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Ja, ja, .... laugh all you want! If you don't believe me you can come see for yourself here on Shjitt Street. That's 108 Shjitt!

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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