Male Sensitivity

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Male Sensitivity

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The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.


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Re: Male Sensitivity

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Stunning!!! :lmao:
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Re: Male Sensitivity

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: Love it!! :laugh2: :laugh2:

I'd pay for it in some way sooner or later if I came out with that kind of chirp! :D:
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Re: Male Sensitivity

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Well, would it be all right ?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lmao: But the :?: is still not answered :problem:
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Re: Male Sensitivity

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poor guy was trying to be helpful .... and is now probably walking with a limp ....
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its called: Improvise! :mocking:
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Re: Male Sensitivity

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Gee.... what a sensitive guy :shock2: :shock2: :shock2:
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