SOS new meaning
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SOS new meaning
New definition for S.O.S.
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!'
and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130
pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon roll.'
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!
When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!
We older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter....
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!'
and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130
pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon roll.'
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!
When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!
We older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter....
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: SOS new meaning
Haaa great LOL
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Re: SOS new meaning
Mmmmm am thinking.... I like the smarter part
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Re: SOS new meaning
Dit i bul en jong bulletjie wat op die koppie staan en wy. In die vlakte onder hulle kom daar 100 koeie aan gestap. Die jong bulletjie se vir die ou bul : kom ons hardloop na die koeie toe en dek twee of drie van hulle. Die ou bul staan so paar oomblike stil en antwoord die jong bulletjie : Nee seun..... ons LOOP sontoe en dek hulle almal.
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Re: SOS new meaning
Bugzy wrote:Dit i bul en jong bulletjie wat op die koppie staan en wy. In die vlakte onder hulle kom daar 100 koeie aan gestap. Die jong bulletjie se vir die ou bul : kom ons hardloop na die koeie toe en dek twee of drie van hulle. Die ou bul staan so paar oomblike stil en antwoord die jong bulletjie : Nee seun..... ons LOOP sontoe en dek hulle almal.
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Re: SOS new meaning
lol true true!!
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Re: SOS new meaning
So waar.....................