SOS new meaning

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SOS new meaning

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New definition for S.O.S.

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A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.

The jet jockey decided to show off.

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The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!'

and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?



The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

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The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130

pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'

The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon roll.'

When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!

When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!

We older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S.

Slower, Older and Smarter....
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: SOS new meaning

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Haaa great LOL
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Mmmmm am thinking.... I like the smarter part
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dit i bul en jong bulletjie wat op die koppie staan en wy. In die vlakte onder hulle kom daar 100 koeie aan gestap. Die jong bulletjie se vir die ou bul : kom ons hardloop na die koeie toe en dek twee of drie van hulle. Die ou bul staan so paar oomblike stil en antwoord die jong bulletjie : Nee seun..... ons LOOP sontoe en dek hulle almal.
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Bugzy wrote:Dit i bul en jong bulletjie wat op die koppie staan en wy. In die vlakte onder hulle kom daar 100 koeie aan gestap. Die jong bulletjie se vir die ou bul : kom ons hardloop na die koeie toe en dek twee of drie van hulle. Die ou bul staan so paar oomblike stil en antwoord die jong bulletjie : Nee seun..... ons LOOP sontoe en dek hulle almal.
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lol true true!!
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:thumbup: :lol: :clap: Mmmm......baie skerp Andy :clap: :clap: :clap:
Go, just go.... Somewhere.... Out There...
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So :lol: :lol: :lol: waar..................... :thumbup:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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