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Hoppy
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:33 pm

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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:59 pm

Mmmmmm.... I think, ummmmmm, it is just a fanta sea.... :cooldude: :cooldude: :cooldude:
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:35 pm

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Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:43 pm

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:58 pm

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Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:12 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I really enjoyed that.... but "Don't stop now..."
Can you guys do the whole song like that... :lol: :lol:
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:16 pm

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:25 pm

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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:29 pm

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THAT"S WHEN.............................

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Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:00 pm

:thumbup: :laugh2:
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:07 pm

Open your eyes and sea .......

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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:56 pm

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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:59 am

Easy come, easy go, ......

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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:04 am

.... Little high, little low .......

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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:08 pm

I'm just a poor boy
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"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.-Saint Augustine"
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Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:24 am

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Snow white, Brad Pitt & Osama Bin Laden are having drinks. SW says "I'm the most beautiful woman in the world". BP says "I'm the most handsome man in the world". OBL sniggers and boasts that he is the most hated man in the world.

They all decide to confront the magic mirror to prove their claims.

SW goes in and after a few minutes comes out with a bright smile, "It's true"!
BP comes out after his turn with a broad grin, "Told you so"!
When it'd OBL's turn he comes out after 5 mins, face red with anger, ... "Who the hell is Julius Malema"!



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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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