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Black Sam
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:45 am

Blond phones her husband at work very upset and crying
"I bought a puzzle with over 2000 pieces and I battle to build it, please come home urgently"
"Is there a picture on the box?" the husband asks
"Yes, with a chicken on, but I don't come right, it's to difficult." she replies.
Husband decides to keep the peace and go home and help his wife,
As he got home he found his wife in tears, " You see it's to difficult for me to build alone"
Husband looks at his wife and says:" Lovey put away the Kellogg Cornflakes box and I will make you some tea"
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:13 am

:blackeye: :laugh2: :lmao:
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:08 am

She should have put some milk and sugar with the contents of the box and it all would have worked out fine... :cooldude: :cooldude:
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:01 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:54 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:53 pm

Keep that brain working; try to figure this one out...

See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?

1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess




Give it another try....?




Look at each word carefully.




No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters....




Answer is below!





Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out?
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:08 pm

Damn. I was wrong.

My first guess was that they were all ENGLISH words :blushing: :slap:
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:30 am

4x4BEES wrote:Damn. I was wrong.

My first guess was that they were all ENGLISH words :blushing: :slap:

Grapgat! :D: But you're right, that is a similarity! ;-)
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:17 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:03 pm

4x4BEES wrote:Damn. I was wrong.

My first guess was that they were all ENGLISH words :blushing: :slap:
+1
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:47 pm

4x4BEES wrote:Damn. I was wrong.

My first guess was that they were all ENGLISH words :blushing: :slap:
My Brits issie so goed oor die naweke nie .....
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