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Malema

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Julius Malema enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During the court hearing, the judge asked him why did he only pay for the juice and stole the sugar? He replied “auw..VOETSEK man, I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle said : SUGAR FREE! You think I’m stupid or what ”
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eish!!! :laugh2:
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Eish, ek wens hy wil "VOETSEK" vir 'n regter se - hy sal 40 jaar kry vir contempt! :twisted:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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MOFASA wrote::lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Kan net Malema wees Heeheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2: :lmao:
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