He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again.... back and forth...back and forth...in and out....in and out
She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream, and shouted,
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"OK, OK, I Can't park the f*****g Car! You do it, you SMUG Bastard" !!
mmm...
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Hoppy
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mmm...
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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smokintyres
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MOFASA
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Re: mmm...
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand.... [rimg=206x128]
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HennieO
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Re: mmm...
GI Jane wrote:
mmm depends on whether you learned to park with a beetle or a valiant station wagon!
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Hoppy
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Re: mmm...
Maybe it's a Landrover with a broken powersteering
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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