A Love Story

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A Love Story

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I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.


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All my love,

The Flu!
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Now get your mind out of the gutter and, go get your flu shot!



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Re: A Love Story

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Hee hee..... :cooldude: :cooldude: :cooldude:
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I knew that could only be the Flu :!: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :mocking:
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Now if it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless. :twisted:
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:thumbup: Good One :laugh2:
I was starting to wonder why it never got a :banned:
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Ali3n wrote:Now if it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless. :twisted:
:lmao: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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