Teaching kids with flavored sweets

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Teaching kids with flavored sweets

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Teacher teaching children to identify flavors by their color using Life Saver sweets.
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Red......................Cherry
Yellow....................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ................ Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my Goodness!
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:lmao: :lmao:

In Afrikaans moes hulle raai watter deel van die skaap hulle gekry het om te eet, toe die jufrou vra "wat noem jou ma jou pa" skree Jannie; "Spoeg uit dis D..S"
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