Die grappie kom seker van ‘n Vrystaat ondersteuner.....
Op pad na die Curriebeker-eindstryd veroorsaak 'n dronk vrou wat poedelnakendkaal op haar rug langs die pad lê, 'n verkeersknoop.
'n Bul-ondersteuner stop, klim uit, haal sy hoed af en sit dit op haar mees strategiese plek in 'n poging om die dame se waardigheid te beskerm.
'n WP-ondersteuner sien die gebaar, stop, klim uit en sit sy hoed oor haar borste.
Die hoed is egter nie heeltemaal groot genoeg nie en mens kan nog die buitekante van haar borste sien.
Natuurlik wil geen Haai-ondersteuner deur 'n WP- of Bul-ondersteuner uitgestof word nie, en 'n Haai-ondersteuner stop ook, klim uit, skuif die WP-hoed om net een bors te bedek, en bedek die ander bors met sy Haai-hoed.
Die polisie daag op en die 3 manne word gevra om te bly as getuies.
Die senior polisieman lig eers die WP hoed op, sit dit terug en skryf toe notas neer, daarna die Haai hoed en nog notas word neergeskryf.
Hy lig die Blou Bul hoed op, kyk, sit die hoed terug en skryf nog notas.
Weer lig hy die Blou Bul hoed op, Kyk en skryf weer notas neer.
Met die 3de keer se oplig van die Blou Bul hoed raak die Blou Bul -ondersteuner wat sy laerskoolseun saam met hom het, bietjie ontsteld oor die duidelike skending van privaatheid en vra vir die polisie-offisier:
"Luitenant, jy het nou al 3 keer gekyk, wat is so snaaks?"
"Wel," sê die polisie-offisier, "ek is maar net baie verbaas - gewoonlik sien mens 'n ppol onder 'n Blou Bul hoed."
Rugby tyd
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Sorry Chris you lost me on the "poedelnakendkaal", even in die woorde boek gekyk vir die woord, en kry dit nie daar nie.. 
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Must be a blonde thing!GI Jane wrote:Sorry Chris you lost me on the "poedelnakendkaal", even in die woorde boek gekyk vir die woord, en kry dit nie daar nie..
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Val, it works like this; they have to think of as many Blue Bull jokes as possible, 'cause in a few months time they have to shut up for another 11 years. 
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Mud Dog wrote:Must be a blonde thing!GI Jane wrote:Sorry Chris you lost me on the "poedelnakendkaal", even in die woorde boek gekyk vir die woord, en kry dit nie daar nie..
Don't tell me you found the word in the woorde boek, die woord bestaan nie. Maar baie dankie dat iemand my ingelig het, oor wat dit beteken.... -
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ChrisF wrote:Die grappie kom seker van ‘n Vrystaat ondersteuner.....
Op pad na die Curriebeker-eindstryd veroorsaak 'n dronk vrou wat poedelnakendkaal op haar rug langs die pad lê, 'n verkeersknoop.
'n Bul-ondersteuner stop, klim uit, haal sy hoed af en sit dit op haar mees strategiese plek in 'n poging om die dame se waardigheid te beskerm.
'n WP-ondersteuner sien die gebaar, stop, klim uit en sit sy hoed oor haar borste.
Die hoed is egter nie heeltemaal groot genoeg nie en mens kan nog die buitekante van haar borste sien.
Natuurlik wil geen Haai-ondersteuner deur 'n WP- of Bul-ondersteuner uitgestof word nie, en 'n Haai-ondersteuner stop ook, klim uit, skuif die WP-hoed om net een bors te bedek, en bedek die ander bors met sy Haai-hoed.
Die polisie daag op en die 3 manne word gevra om te bly as getuies.
Die senior polisieman lig eers die WP hoed op, sit dit terug en skryf toe notas neer, daarna die Haai hoed en nog notas word neergeskryf.
Hy lig die Blou Bul hoed op, kyk, sit die hoed terug en skryf nog notas.
Weer lig hy die Blou Bul hoed op, Kyk en skryf weer notas neer.
Met die 3de keer se oplig van die Blou Bul hoed raak die Blou Bul -ondersteuner wat sy laerskoolseun saam met hom het, bietjie ontsteld oor die duidelike skending van privaatheid en vra vir die polisie-offisier:
"Luitenant, jy het nou al 3 keer gekyk, wat is so snaaks?"
"Wel," sê die polisie-offisier, "ek is maar net baie verbaas - gewoonlik sien mens 'n ppol onder 'n Blou Bul hoed."
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Val,GI Jane wrote:Sorry Chris you lost me on the "poedelnakendkaal", even in die woorde boek gekyk vir die woord, en kry dit nie daar nie..
Don't tell me you found the word in the woorde boek, die woord bestaan nie. Maar baie dankie dat iemand my ingelig het, oor wat dit beteken....
poedelnakend = stark naked (Groot Woordeboek Afrikaans-Engels, English-Afrikaans)
kaal = naked
poedelnakendkaal is just to emphasize total nakedness