Now you can retire..........................

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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Eish.... hoe het jy die sleutel na my studeer kamer gekry?
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Onder die voordeurmatjie, natuurlik............................................ :lol:
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CasKru wrote:Eish.... hoe het jy die sleutel na my studeer kamer gekry?
is dit jou naweek se petrol geld ?
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ChrisF wrote:
CasKru wrote:Eish.... hoe het jy die sleutel na my studeer kamer gekry?
is dit jou naweek se petrol geld ?
Ek sien jy ken van 'n SFA... hehe :shock2:
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Daai is darem nou 'n MOOI view.
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Daai is seker Zim Dollars, hy spaar nog vir n witbrood.
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:lmao:


You can't retire on that,what is the wife going to do?
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Liewe Donkie :wth: :wth: :wth: :wth:
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Ek sien net petrol en patrone.
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Sjoe as ek maar kon ..... mag nie begeer nie .
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Dink met soveel geld kom daar net soveel probleme
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Seker net totdat vroulief winkels toe was?
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Die ou is seker van plan om n L R te koop en het n par rand nodig vir spares, so hy spaar nog. :lol: :lol:
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As dit zimbabwe note is kan jy maar aanhou werk...
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That looks like US$ and some Pounds there too....

Ill just take the POUNDS thats more than enough for me to retire on.... :think:
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would love to hear the story behind this stockpile of cash !
It is safe assume the tax man does not know about it
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think it comes from an old email about the cash piles of the drug lords in america/mexico ....

this is a SMALL pile of cash !!


SCARY when you see just how much cash goes to drugs ....
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