Joke of the day

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THIS SHOULD NOT BE POSTED UNDER JOKE OF THE DAY!!! :naah: :naah: :naah:

We should start a thread called Facts about Toyota's :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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or maybe I should put this under trip reports, please ensure you read all guest comments
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Think I,m getting this way Senior moments . Funny


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:siffler: :siffler: :blushing: :boss:

:cooldude: :lmao: :lmao: :cooldude:
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The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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This has to be THE feel-good story of the year!

If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one.
An incredible story of luck and inspiration!

Can you believe it?

This guy wins $181 million in a U.S. lottery and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

Talk about LUCK!
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You can't put a price on love, but love has a price.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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money talks :lol: :lol: :yahoo: :celebrate:
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Brakpan surfer

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Yup.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Froll wrote::laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
good one...

you can just see in his eyes... like WTFrikadel... how did i end up here

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Something light......A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, so he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the former gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my entire career
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Geriatric traffic jam! :lol:

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So Andy, were you able to pick up all the money?


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Awesome Andy!
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Family_Dog wrote:So Andy, were you able to pick up all the money?


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Damn! You forgot that we planned for you to pick it up .... it must have been lying on the road! Oh well .....

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Be sure to watch some of the suggested clips afterwards as well ..... :D:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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My wife has these days when she wants "us to talk about things".
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her "What will you do if I die before you do?"



After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.



Then she asked me, "What will you do if I die first?"
I replied, "Probably the same thing."
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Bushwacker wrote:My wife has these days when she wants "us to talk about things".
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her "What will you do if I die before you do?"



After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.



Then she asked me, "What will you do if I die first?"
I replied, "Probably the same thing."
AND GUESS WHO DIED FIRST :twisted:
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Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:
Bushwacker wrote:My wife has these days when she wants "us to talk about things".
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her "What will you do if I die before you do?"



After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.



Then she asked me, "What will you do if I die first?"
I replied, "Probably the same thing."
AND GUESS WHO DIED FIRST :twisted:
Yip, that's just looking for it :lol:
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Bushwacker wrote:My wife has these days when she wants "us to talk about things".
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her "What will you do if I die before you do?"



After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.



Then she asked me, "What will you do if I die first?"
I replied, "Probably the same thing."
And this is when the fight started.... :silent: :silent:
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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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:D:
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KOBUSL wrote:
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why do you need competancy and training and and and for the one that is the safest and cheapest option ? :surrender:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Daai water lyk asof hy nie die eerste een daar was nie :lmao: :lmao:
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Emergency Call Center operator has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who are unhappy with her dismissal.

It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating :
- I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah.

To which the call center employee replied :
- Remain calm and stay on the line.
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Vrou aan man:" Ek het al hierdie S&M goed in ons tienerseun se kamer gekry, kyk net die swepe en kettings en leer outfits, wat dink jy moet ek daaromtrent doen?"

Man aan vrou: " Watookal jy doen, moet hom net nie slaan nie!"
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This is just too funny not to share, from the Land Cruiser forum today: :D:

"Here's one for Bennie. I was in the dentist chair yesterday, he had just injected me when Eskom did its thing! No worries...off he goes to start the genie. I am lying there studying the ceiling when he comes back in with the handle and a bit of rope from the recoil starter in his hand. I had a small moment there! Anyway, long story short, I went home ( round the corner), got some tools, we got it going.....I got back in the chair and he got on with it. Now the negotiations start LOL."


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SWAMBO not gonna like this one....
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1999 RXI 20v (Nov 2009 - Jul 2011) aka Quicksilver
1990 hilux DC 2.2 4x4 (Jun 2008 - Jul 2011) aka Buraaq II
1997 corolla 160i GLE (Feb 2007 - Sep 2009) aka Green Goblin
1990 GLI twincam (still my fav rolla) (Oct 2005 - Mar 2007) aka Wit Blitz
Golf GTI 2.0 (temp insanity for 2months) (Jun 2005 - Aug 2005) aka A mistake
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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! He took me downstairs, and what's there, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. He took me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. We then went to see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! We came back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me, three times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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