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JEEPIE When he was little

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Shaun I just had to :surrender:
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So he's a Brakpan baby :laugh2:
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:tease: :mocking: :taunt: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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That aint Shaun. He is too fat to fit under that Jeep, Ooops, I meant was to fat. That must be is son showing him how it should be done... Afterall, he drives better than Shaun... :twisted: :lmao: :lmao:
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ForYota wrote::lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Shaun I just had to :surrender:

thats classic
good one :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Thunder02 wrote:So he's a Brakpan baby :laugh2:
i'll dogpot you against the head
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JEEPIE wrote:
Thunder02 wrote:So he's a Brakpan baby :laugh2:
i'll dogpot you against the head
:laugh2: :laugh2:
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THAT is one disadvantaged child ..... scarred for life ...... :tease: :mocking: :surrender: :siffler:
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ChrisF wrote:THAT is one disadvantaged child ..... scarred for life ...... :tease: :mocking: :surrender: :siffler:
I disagree Chris.. That kid understands!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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That kid understands!!
Yip, he understands what it takes to drive a Jeep.
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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pietpetoors wrote:
That kid understands!!
Yip, he understands what it takes to drive a Jeep.
yip he does , alot easier than driving a hilux
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In a Hilux you can "get in and go", not "fix and go" like a jeep
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Hoppy wrote:In a Hilux you can "get in and go", not "fix and go" like a jeep
jeep still better than a Range Rover . . . . there you just fix and fix and fix ....
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Hoppy wrote:In a Hilux you can "get in and go", not "fix and go" like a jeep
Sak Sarel.. Jy is die man wat 'n lewe maak uit gebreekte Hiluxe... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: As dit wat jy hier se waar was sou jy vandag 'n baie maer mannetjie gewees het wat met 'n bord by die robot staan en bedel.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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ThysdJ wrote:
Hoppy wrote:In a Hilux you can "get in and go", not "fix and go" like a jeep
Sak Sarel.. Jy is die man wat 'n lewe maak uit gebreekte Hiluxe... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: As dit wat jy hier se waar was sou jy vandag 'n baie maer mannetjie gewees het wat met 'n bord by die robot staan en bedel.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Wat was jou avatar op Kaspaas.iets soos "Built by toyota.Perfected by Alan" Hy maak hulle beter :lol:
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Dit was iets soos Built by Toyota, maintained by Allan Venter and driven HARD by me... of iets in daai lyn..

Daai Hilux het my arm gemaak.. ek was baie naby aan die robot met 'n bord.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Het die grappies nie hoeka daai tyd geloop dat Kaspaas eintlik by AEW woon, ek ry hom net naweke nie?? :twisted: :twisted:

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Dink net hoe baie geld kon hy gemaak het as hy a LR techie was :lol:
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george wrote:Dink net hoe baie geld kon hy gemaak het as hy a LR techie was :lol:
Hy was!! Vir 3 dae of so iets... maar vra hom dat hy self vertel... :silent: :silent:

Hy begin nou leer van Jeeps en hy se hy like dit nogals baie... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Hy begin nou leer van Jeeps en hy se hy like dit nogals baie...
Hy maak seker vir 'n slag geld :twisted:
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Enige ding wat n mens gemaak het kan n mens breek, behalwe n Chappie.

Was in die Army geforseer om Landrovers en Bedfords en Jeeps reg te maak, toe volunteer ek liewer vir grensdiens, daar was niks van hulle daar nie.

Ek moet se, Jeep is my tweede keuse (na Toyota natuurlik)
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Hoppy wrote:In a Hilux you can "get in and go", not "fix and go" like a jeep
horses for courses
if you drive like a hooligan , pay the price
i can honestly say since the purchase in 2007 , apart from servicing , its been good to me
i had to replace lower control arm bushes the other day , but start modding a car and everything wears quicker
found out the bush wear is due to disconnecting the front swaybar for more articulation
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george wrote:
Hy begin nou leer van Jeeps en hy se hy like dit nogals baie...
Hy maak seker vir 'n slag geld :twisted:
Nee wat van my af sal niemand ryk word nie... nie eers SARS nie... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Thunder02 wrote:So he's a Brakpan baby :laugh2:
Geen manier nie ! Hoe sal hy 'n J.... regkry sonder 'n koringkoeldrankie ? ......of ses..... :lol: :lol:
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But has Jeepie actually grown up? :think:


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Jeepie even helped the gardener build something reliable, a Jeep with no Jeep parts.
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That little guy will NEVER get that Jeep fixed. He needs a MOERSE big hammer!
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guys , my laaitjie has a ride on go-cart thingie
if you see the way he rides that , down the stairs .
y , cause he can
the front wheels dont run straight anymore
considered putting a jeep badge on it , then at least it wont break
what you think of that ?
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