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Post by Taljaag »

A glass of wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I 'm doing it as a public service
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Well put. :thumbup: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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