Tonsils vs. Circumcision

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Tonsils vs. Circumcision

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Tonsils vs. Circumcision



Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.
Theirs will be first on the schedule.

The older boy leans over and asks,
"What are you having done?"

The second boy says,
"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

The first boy says,
"You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.


They put you to sleep, and when you wake up,
they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze."

The second boy then asks,
"What are you going in for?"

The first boy says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies.
"Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.


Couldn't walk for a year."

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Had my circumcision done later in life when I realised women would not touch anything unless there's 25% off!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodygaurd. Three swordsmen apply: one is Japanese, one is Chinese, and one is Jewish. To test him, the Emperor lets a fly loose in the room and tells the Chinese swordsman to kill it. The swordsmansweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two. The Japanese swordsman is given the same test. He swings his sword twice and manages to cut the fly into quarters before it hits the ground. The Jewish swordsman is then given a fly. He chases it around the room, swings his sword a few times, then sits down with the fly buzzing around his head. "Why have you stopped?" ask the Emperor. "The fly is still alive." "Yes," replies the Jewish swordsman. "But now it's circumcised."
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A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialistin circumcision. Throughtout his career he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir. He takes his specimens to a leathersmith and asks him to make something out of them. A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet. "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?" exclaims the surgeon. The leathersmith replies, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
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What happened to the short-sighted circumcisor? He got the sack.
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Some of these jokes are as off as a Jewish foreskin :twisted: :mocking:
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Ever wondered what they do with the foreskins?

....that's why i don't eat calamari.
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Hoppy wrote:Ever wondered what they do with the foreskins?

....that's why i don't eat calamari.

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