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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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As daai foto net 5 minute vroeër geneem was, was sy seker besig met 'n spieël en lipstif! :D:
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Nou kan 'n mens dit seker nie meer cockpitt noem nie :twisted: :surrender:
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george wrote:Nou kan 'n mens dit seker nie meer cockpitt noem nie :twisted: :surrender:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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george kalmeer...lol
ek dink daay poeier sakkie hang juis daar sodat sy kan onthou om nog die lipstick ding te doen voor landing.....
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Baasvark wrote:
george wrote:Nou kan 'n mens dit seker nie meer cockpitt noem nie :twisted: :surrender:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Sjoe, julle ouens moet versigtig wees vir daai taai tannie.... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: ek wonder of daai handsak egte leer is, en waar sy dit gekoop het..., :mocking: :mocking: :mocking:
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soos die ou tannie met die Mini .... swaar op brandstof ... mechanics kan dit net nie reg kry nie .... tot hy eendag saam met haar ry .... uit met die choke, sodat sy haar handsak daar kan hang ....
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Sy moet pasop, voor sy haar oë uitvee slaat 'n bogger haar ruit uit en gryp daai handsak.
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george wrote:Nou kan 'n mens dit seker nie meer cockpitt noem nie :twisted: :surrender:
Nearly choked to death,good one :clap:

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:lol: :lol: :laugh2: :laugh2: :lmao: :lmao: :surrender: :surrender:
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