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THAT is confidence :)
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No wonder.This was confirmed by a swizz friend of mine.
Gun politics in Switzerland are unique in Europe. Switzerland does not have a standing army, instead opting for a people's militia for its national defense. The vast majority of men between the ages of 20 and 30 are conscripted into the militia and undergo military training, including weapons training. The personal weapons of the militia are kept at home as part of the military obligations; Switzerland thus has one of the highest militia gun ownership rates in the world.[
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politi ... witzerland
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jip, the MOST guns - and the LEAST gun related violence ....


strange how criminals behave when homeowners CAN shoot back ......
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ChrisF wrote:jip, the MOST guns - and the LEAST gun related violence ....


strange how criminals behave when homeowners CAN shoot back ......
Jip. How does that saying goes.

A polite society is a armed society..... or something to that effect
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Outlaw guns and only outlaws will have guns.
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This is true
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Another perspective ......

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Another Gun Incident

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45
caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled, "Who in here has
been screwing my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."
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13 Rules -
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Absolutely awesome!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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