Things you can say about you Jeep...but not your girlfriend!

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Things you can say about you Jeep...but not your girlfriend!

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- I think u should be Topless in public
- I don't have anything I wouldn't say about both lol they are both sexy 'female dogs' and I love them each in their own way
- It's pretty cheap to maintain.
- I don't mind offering anybody a ride...in fact I encourage it.
- She rides a little rough but he looks good doing it.
- I have things to say about my ex that id never say about my jeep.
- Been rode hard and put up wet many times
- I don't mind my friends seeing her with her top off !!
- When im sick of it i can trade it in on a newer younger model ...
- The front end is blown out.
- I'm not getting stuck with her
- Her headlights are dim...
- She has a lot of miles on her..
- My jeep doesn't mind if I have two.
- I love her mud flaps.
- She ugly, beat up and temperamental but I love this female dog. Also looks sexy as hell topless
- You're a big ugly female dog and I love you.
- I just tell my buddies to hold on and enjoy the ride... Wait what?
- When I wake up in the morning she's ready to go everyday
- I will beat the hell out of that female dog
- I'm going to tear this female dog up..
- She likes it in the mud
- Undercarriage has been beat up and drug across the rocks
- Bigger the better
- My jeep has a wide rear end.
- I blew that ass up!!
- Has a tailpipe leak.
- The rear end could use some work, it's not real bright, but its low maintenance and fun to ride!
- I check her rear end fluid every time she gets wet...
- Bumper sag, damn
- Love the smell of burnt mud on my exhaust
- likes to play in the MUD
- Got a few dents in the grill
- My Jeep gets down and dirty. That's why I still have my Jeep and the gf is gone
- Yours is in better shape than mine
- She's kinda high maintenance, but I love her anyway. .
- She's got mud on her bumpers....
- She takes my abuse well
- She's cold blooded.
- I love pulling out (the garage)
- It's big
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