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PMS (again )
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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ChrisF
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Re: PMS (again )
Post Marital Stress
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Thunder02
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Re: PMS (again )
ChrisF wrote:Post Marital Stress
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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ChrisF
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Re: PMS (again )
kyk auntie, die ding is so, DIE manne hierso issie stupid nie !!GI Jane wrote:So how many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb???????????
hulle kruip nou almal onder die bed weg .... gelukkig pas my laptop lekker onder die bed ....
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Re: PMS (again )
Why was PMS called PMS..............................................
Because the word mad cow disease was already taken....
Because the word mad cow disease was already taken....
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But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain;
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Toyota 4.0L D/C 4x4; Camil suspesion, Long Range tank, Kilber snorkel
1Co 15:10
But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain;
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Re: PMS (again )
Pre Moviese StormChrisF wrote:Post Marital Stress
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: PMS (again )
That's why i have LEDsGI Jane wrote:So how many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb???????????
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: PMS (again )
The Root of Women's Problems
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist......................
And when there is real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist......................
And when there is real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
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If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!
A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.
If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!
A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.
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Re: PMS (again )
Thabo was your wife leaning over your shoulder when you where browsing the forum??? or does she have access Account?!?!?!?!?!?!?Thabogrobler wrote:The Root of Women's Problems
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist......................
And when there is real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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ChrisF
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Re: PMS (again )
clever chap that Thabo ......WQN wrote:Thabo was your wife leaning over your shoulder when you where browsing the forum??? or does she have access Account?!?!?!?!?!?!?Thabogrobler wrote:The Root of Women's Problems
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist......................
And when there is real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
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Re: PMS (again )
Not all is about the lady's. We also get "SS"
"Stingel Stress"
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"Stingel Stress"
Sent from my iPhone using my fingers.
I MAY GET LOST, BUT NO WAY IN HELL WILL I GET STUCK