Hartebeest vs Hilux

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Hartebeest vs Hilux

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So there they were. Sitting in the bush in their Hilux, minding their own business when suddenly...

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:slap: :siffler: :lmao:
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now you wonder what he did in the bush where he came from :?: :?: :laugh2: :laugh2: :blushing:
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ROOFER wrote:now you wonder what he did in the bush where he came from :?: :?: :laugh2: :laugh2: :blushing:
Pappagaaislaai, Vitamin Green, Rondkyktwak.....
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Bloody bold bugger at that! :lol:
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Bloody bold bugger at that! :lol:
Hy het seker gedink dit is n Izusu....
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Ek dink hy het die blou nulle se slagspreuk gesien en dit verkeerd verstaan... daai een van "gee dit horings"
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I wonder WTH the Hartebees was thinking? :blackeye:

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:laugh2: :laugh2:
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:lol:
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The way it happened it almost looks like it is blind, as it got a shock that there was something there that normally isn't.
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Kevin, you might be spot on! Shame!
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4x4BEES wrote:there was something there that normally isn't.
Can't be the first Hilux there...
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Re: Hartebeest vs Hilux

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Dis nou n bewys dat die goed nie net dom lyk nie...
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