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Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:14 pm

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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:36 pm

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Behind every successful man there's a woman with an attitude! :D:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!

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Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:18 pm

You see, he did not ask permission
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Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:10 pm

Wife : "why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Doctor : How's your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet .
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Those who remain single and make wonders happen.
Those who have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
And those who get married and wonder what happened

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Wives are magicians............
They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY???? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have wives!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!

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