Airbag ontplof

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Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:21 pm

Was nie seker waar ek dit kan plaas nie. Hoop dis nie 'n probleem. Het vandag vir die kinders by die skool gewys hoe ontplof 'n airbag.
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Ecc 1:9 Wat gewees het, dit sal daar weer wees; en wat gebeur het, dit sal weer gebeur, en daar is glad niks nuuts onder die son nie.
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Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:44 pm

So dit lyk my daardie ballon slaan jou nogal baie hard as hy oopmaak. Ek het al hoeka gewonder of daardie cover op die stuurwiel jou nie seermaak as daardie air bag ontplof?
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Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:48 pm

Ja Dawie, die cover is op drie kante baie dun en dit is waar hy skeur as die airbag ontplof. Die dik kant bly waar dit moet wees.
Ecc 1:9 Wat gewees het, dit sal daar weer wees; en wat gebeur het, dit sal weer gebeur, en daar is glad niks nuuts onder die son nie.
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Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:04 pm

Now that's a cool demonstration, I must look at doing it for the Scouts.
Thanks for sharing. :thumbup:
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Fri Oct 30, 2015 2:19 pm

Those things can cause serious damage, but the idea is better some superficial injury than a more life threatening one in the event of an accident. Friends of ours had the airbags deploy in a relatively minor accident and they came off worse than they would have without them, faces bruised with cuts needing stitches.

Below is a clip of a similar 'experiment' to Hennie's pics, but with a 'passenger' - apparently he injured his spine as a result of the thrust and his posture at the time.

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Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:47 pm

Hallo almal. Het weer een geskiet. Die voriges was die stuurwiel en passasier airbags. Hierdie een is van die lang dunne wat in die pillaar kom. Ons het sy bag afgehaal en toe 'n 5 liter plastiekbottel opgesit met een van die voriges se bag op.
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Ecc 1:9 Wat gewees het, dit sal daar weer wees; en wat gebeur het, dit sal weer gebeur, en daar is glad niks nuuts onder die son nie.
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