Anyone looking to buy a new car?

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Anyone looking to buy a new car?

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Re: Anyone looking to buy a new car?

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I wonder what the guy in the new Cortina Perana V6 would think about his pride & joy when Bennie or Zantus come shooting past him in their Lexus-powered Hiluxes with raised suspension and off-road tyres... :mrgreen:


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I think he might trade the Cortina in on a Toy :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 8)
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Re: Anyone looking to buy a new car?

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My Ouma use to drive a metallic green little 1600 like that one. I can still hear the purr of that engine as we drive up Hennenman's main street.

Check out the latest specials of 1978, I was seven years old and could not buy on at the time.

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