Koos and the Aus

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Koos and the Aus

Post by george »

Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone
drinking water from a pool.

He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap k_k".

The other guy says, "I'm Australian mate, speak English!"

Koos replies, "Use both hands, you get more that way".
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Post by Bosvark »

Nice one George,hope you going to use both hand at Kriges
n vark bly maar n vark
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Post by george »

I will bring a funnel :twisted:
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