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New Law:


With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots....especially during evening hours...the Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Tesco shopping center. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Edinburgh !


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Of course this does'nt in any way reflect upon our forum ladies! :shifty: :wink:
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Re: Parking

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Just a reminder, most DAD'S teach their daughters how to drive and park :thumbup:
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0000DS wrote:Just a reminder, most DAD'S teach their daughters how to drive and park :thumbup:
Yeah, but then for some unknown reason they ingnore what they were taught and just go do their own thing. Go figure! :wink:
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Mud Dog wrote:New Law:


With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots....especially during evening hours...the Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Tesco shopping center. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Edinburgh !


parking.jpg
Of course this does'nt in any way reflect upon our forum ladies! :shifty: :wink:
There must have been some one there with more testosterone than the rest directing them to park otherwise it would have looked much worse..... :shock: :twisted:
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Post by Bloues »

Thanks for that comment Muddog --- I agree !!!!!!
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Julle is verkeerd daai karre is weggegooi nie geparkeer nie.................dis unos.
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Post by Spikevz »

You sould see what my Conquest looked like after my wifes atemt at parking
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