A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England when her teacher walked in and started talking about how proud she is to be English and how wonderful it is to be an England supporter. The teacher then asked everyone who supported England to put up their hand. Every hand in the class besides one went up. This surprised the teacher and so she asked the little girl why her hand wasn't up.
"Well," said the little girl, "because I dont support England."
Even more surprised, the teacher asked her who she supported. "I support the Springboks", she replied. Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked the little girl why she supported the Springboks.
"My mom supports the Springboks, and my dad supports the Springboks, so I support the Springboks." The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked: "Well, if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would you be?"
The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled and replied:
"An England supporter!"
SA vs Eng: A little girls point of view
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Re: SA vs Eng: A little girls point of view
There was chaos in the English dressing rooms today, and practice was postponed for two hours. Some unknown white substance was found in their dressing rooms.
After intensive investigations by Scotland Yard, it was discovered that the unknown white substance was in fact white paint from the white try line...
-F_D
After intensive investigations by Scotland Yard, it was discovered that the unknown white substance was in fact white paint from the white try line...
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