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Help ASSEBLIEF!!!!!!!

Post by ToyX4 »

Toe ek laasnag vir my vrou sê: "crouch...touch...pause...ENGAGE....."
toe m@@r sy my!!!
Nou vra ek jou:"Was my benadering verkeerd of kyk ek te veel rugby?" :mrgreen:
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Riaan, jy is op die verkeerde pad, ek dink jy moet weer wakker bly. Dan gaan jy langer in 1 stuk bly want dit was net die begin daai :lol: :lol:
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Niel, ek is jonk en beproef alles en behou die goeie. :mrgreen:
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Aaaaa, vertel ons meer :) :)
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Niel mens praat nie uit die slaapkamer, kombuis, gang of badkamer uit nie ImageImageImage
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Hay Bernnie wie se daar was enige iets in die ogenoemde? Onthou Riaan is nog jonk en beproef alles ......... :wink:
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