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Oulik....

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Dankie, Ek sal later kyk. Dit is geblok hier by my werk.

Ek het al die 2de een gesien, nie regtig baie effort nie maar cool. Die eerste een lyk goed en ek stem 100% saam met dit want ek het self al so bietjie van dit gedoen met myne en hy hanteer uitstekend. Ek stem net nie heeltemal saam met die hoeveelheid spoed hulle gebruik het nie maar ja, mens kan sien dit gemaklik en dat die Terios wel capable is om dit te kan doen sonder moeite. Ek sal kyk of ek vnaand n video kan laai ook soort gelyk maar waar hulle die Suzuki Jimny saam met die Terios ry en dit wys jou hoe die Jimny baie erg sukkel al het hy laetrek. Niks slegs bedoel teen oor die Jimny nie. Thanks vir die clips. Dit support net my gevoel meer van dat ek die regte besluit gemaak het toe ek hom koop!!!

Alien1147 wrote:Ek het al die 2de een gesien, nie regtig baie effort nie maar cool. Die eerste een lyk goed en ek stem 100% saam met dit want ek het self al so bietjie van dit gedoen met myne en hy hanteer uitstekend. Ek stem net nie heeltemal saam met die hoeveelheid spoed hulle gebruik het nie maar ja, mens kan sien dit gemaklik en dat die Terios wel capable is om dit te kan doen sonder moeite. Ek sal kyk of ek vnaand n video kan laai ook soort gelyk maar waar hulle die Suzuki Jimny saam met die Terios ry en dit wys jou hoe die Jimny baie erg sukkel al het hy laetrek. Niks slegs bedoel teen oor die Jimny nie. Thanks vir die clips. Dit support net my gevoel meer van dat ek die regte besluit gemaak het toe ek hom koop!!!

Ek is al op my 2de Terios en is nogsteeds nie 'n dag speit nie uitstekende karretjie!

Specially for Francisco!


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Thanks oom Andy... that was a treat... I love it.

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting Again, there was no response.

More angered at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied,

'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his johnson over his shoulder twice and then still stick it in his ear.'

We had that one in Afikaans, alien's response not being pulling out the raygun, but rather realising something different:
Alien said "Môre, môre, môre!" (pronounced "moooore") several times, got no response, got angry, walked around pump, and came to the realisation: "Môre, môre, môre, dis geen wonder hy kannie hoor, want sy v**l is in sy oor!"