Everbody has there little sarcastic phrase/s they like, which we probably don't get the chance to use as often as we'd like.
So here's your chance, lets hear some of them and have a laugh.
1. Opinions, they like asske holes, every 1 has 1, but you don't necessarily wanna hear them.
2.Intelligence, it's a gift not a right, clearly your strong point wasn't recieving gifts.
Lets have some fun before the holidays.
Your best sarcasm
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Maddoglips
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Your best sarcasm
It's better to Burn Out then Fade Away.
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Harties
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Re: Your best sarcasm
Just because I rock , it doesn't mean i'm made out of stone!!! Haha 
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Re: Your best sarcasm
To ever so clever and important engineers:
Q: What does an engineer use as a contraceptive?
A: His personality
Q: What does an engineer use as a contraceptive?
A: His personality
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Re: Your best sarcasm
1) Sure... the impossible we do immediately but the miracles take a while
2) Bad management on your behalf does not constitute a crisis in my life
2) Bad management on your behalf does not constitute a crisis in my life
To God be the glory
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Re: Your best sarcasm
impotence: natures was of saying "no hard feelings...."
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Re: Your best sarcasm
You are entitled to your wrong oppinion.
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Re: Your best sarcasm
Some people want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the centre of attention..
If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Your best sarcasm
You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.
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Re: Your best sarcasm
Sure... I'll help you out but you'll have to show me the way you came in
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Re: Your best sarcasm
"If you cannot dazzle them with your brains, baffle them with bullsh!t"
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Re: Your best sarcasm
Female political figure in SA said the following in the early 90's:
"They are just trying to confuse us with facts."
"They are just trying to confuse us with facts."
Re: Your best sarcasm
School fees :wink2:
Been there done that....
You mos don't want to listen
Been there done that....
You mos don't want to listen
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Re: Your best sarcasm
Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid.
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Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
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Re: Your best sarcasm
Only dead fish go with the flow
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow!
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Re: Your best sarcasm
As die koppie klein is gaan die lyfie seerkry
(If the mind is small the boddy suffers)
(If the mind is small the boddy suffers)
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jan30
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Re: Your best sarcasm
It is not a shame to be stupid, its just very uncomfortable. :wth:
IF YOU EVER FEEL TO TIRED TO CONTINUE, JUST DO IT ON YOU KNEES