Women explained at last

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Women explained at last

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Nou maak dit sin
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Jitte, dit is nou 'n lang formule, as jy my sou gebel het het ek vir jou die andwoord binne 3 sekondes gegee.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OOOOMS wrote:Jitte, dit is nou 'n lang formule, as jy my sou gebel het het ek vir jou die andwoord binne 3 sekondes gegee.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
HaHaHa, sall jou 'n leeftyd neem, jusst go with the flow! :boss:
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En fofmule van n baba:
Die vierkants Wortel van Pa oor die Paai van Ma = BABA.
Ek kan dit nou nie in formule taal uit(teken) nie
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Janee, they (womenfolk) were endowed with a different logic from that of males, .....
Wives for example, are funny creatures.... they don't want to be intimate with their husbands for weeks, ..... and then they want to kill the woman who does! :crazy:

Don't even let them catch you eyeing another pretty specimen .... not even a picture of one ... :eh:
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