Yskoud BRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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Yskoud BRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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Het vanoggend in die yskas,ag bedoel workshop ingestap
Voel soos -12 grade
Probeer nou maar weer warm word maar daar is GROOT gate in die Muur!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Eish!
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Jissie maar daai lyk of dit lekker koed kan wees
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Gaan ek jou naar maak as ek se ek was nog nie uit die huis uit nie?
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Jy kan dan daai 'mbawula' gebruik om later 'n paar choppies te braai. ;-)
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kon glad nie die garage deure vanoggend oopmaaak nie.... twee ysbere het daar gele en slaap ...seker bietjie hitte gesoek
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O, die lekker Laeveld!
Wat is 'n ysbeer, of is dit 'n spelfout. ysbier?
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MaPaZa wrote:O, die lekker Laeveld!
Wat is 'n ysbeer, of is dit 'n spelfout. ysbier?
Nog net 'n maand dan draai die siesoen!?
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Ek wonder nou net... is daai vuur om die wilde dure uit of in te hou? :twisted:
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Voel nou sommer baie warmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yahoo:
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Nou praat jy, Geen ysbeer (ysbier) kan dit weerstaan nie...
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Careful with those 'mbawula', lest you die of smoke inhalation like the squatters often do, :laugh2:
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koud! :shock2:
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pasop dat Niel nie daai foto van homself sien nie... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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