The Hilux Story

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:16 am

Juju's behind, iow, enormous, and smelling like

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:49 am

the time when

Post by **Family_Dog** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:11 pm

elephants could fly. However, that reminds

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:59 pm

our hero that he forgot to turn off the stove before he

gert-redelinghuys · Post by **gert-redelinghuys** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:11 pm

left for war on his 7 mosquito carriage

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:20 pm

But he wend the wrong direction for reasons

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:25 am

unknown to mere mortals but he, our superhero, had a mind of his own, and

OOOOMS · Post by **OOOOMS** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:04 am

opted to cross the Zambezi by boat, as

Post by **Family_Dog** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:47 am

Quantas Airlines had grounded their

OOOOMS · Post by **OOOOMS** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:17 am

last flying machine, so it was swim or take a small boat

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:49 pm

and swimming with a mosquito net is just plain stupid.

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:12 pm

Hanging body parts would cause enormous drag , slowing

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:29 am

the bloodflow to the extremities and causing

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:20 am

hamstring pulls from behind he's ears and a lot of

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:58 am

turbulence in the water after last night bean soup he

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:38 am

had for dessert right before he

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:54 am

smothered a crocodile in bean soup turbulence, choking

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:48 am

the life out of a akkedis who believe to this day that he and his likkewaan tjommie had a

Sebata · Post by **Sebata** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:20 pm

bone attached to his dread locks

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:36 pm

so krokko marley swam away and looked for

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:52 pm

any evidence that akkedis was in fact a akkedis and likkewaan a likkewaan, but what he found was not

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:24 pm

what he expected.

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:25 pm

It seems Paris's Fifi was a akkedis, dressed as Paris's krokodil

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:29 pm

wich ate her dog and ended up as a handbag, a belt and a pair of shoes now she

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:33 pm

wear them with pride in public places but what her fans don't realise is

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:00 pm

that its dog skin, with a little hanging pouch for the french stuff,

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:42 am

and a fake diamond nose ring full of all kinds of

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:45 am

snot. Our intrepid adventurer made it across the river and

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:57 am

try to start his rented landrover, but

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:11 am

discover that there was no engine, for it was also grounded with the last aeroplane in the 1800's.

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:23 am

So he hijacks a GT camel with racing stripes, 3 humps and

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:46 am

aerodynamic saddle made out of genuine crocodile leather and a

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:02 am

pink feather boa around his neck.

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:57 am

and of he went in to the sun set to try and find he's one and only

Sebata · Post by **Sebata** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:08 pm

Sabrina flying with the broom, carring

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:24 pm

no less than ten bags full of

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:54 pm

firefly droppings, used to stimulate

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:25 pm

the camel with the racing stripes, 3 humps with the aero dynamic crocodile saddle and all, to make sure he succeed in

Sebata · Post by **Sebata** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:01 pm

towing the Landy stuck carrying pile of crocodile skins

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:15 pm

and firefly droppings, all the way to

Post by **Family_Dog** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:37 pm

HippoCrocoDuckVille, where such delicacies are truly

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:41 pm

fit for our hero who

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:01 pm

loves to bake gingerbread men and koeksisters on special occasions like when

AM Racing · Post by **AM Racing** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:02 pm

Julius bought his Hilux

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:27 pm

Shortly after the bloody agents ripped his crocodile seat covers, Julius

Post by **Family_Dog** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:06 pm

began to cry... and cry... and...

Black Sam · Post by **Black Sam** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:13 pm

juluis couldn't stop while the youth where laughing at

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:17 pm

Him with his matching underwear,

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:27 pm

pathetic atempt at a speech while he tries to

Post by **Family_Dog** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:55 pm

write a message to the Queen tendering his

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:01 pm

services as the England rugby coach. But

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:50 pm

alas to no avail as the position is already filled by

Post by **Family_Dog** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:25 am

his younger brother, Water Malema, who

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:15 am

once captained the Witkliegat U11F team.

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:10 am

for the last 5 minutes in the second half but couldn't

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:23 am

get them to win 'caus his moustache was way to small and

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:39 am

voice to deep and balls to round, like Kaizer

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:20 pm

the barbarian who doesn't have tjommies he can

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:40 pm

invite over for a few beers and a braai on a sunny

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:44 pm

day and send into battle with wooden guns and posters so they