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What South African words do you know, that are not official but widely used and understood (could be in any language and hope fully clean). Give a word and it's meaning and see how far we can get.

1. eish - normally said out loud, out of being frightened or in dispair
2. yoh - uttered when one is extremely surprised :shock2:
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8-ta, hallo
Pap, Lekker kos
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Yebo - Meaning yes
Aita - "that's it!"
enol - "and all" ... no particular meaning, but used to end sentences and make them longer. Also a rip-off of the Indian community colloquialism.
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Mud Dog wrote:Yebo - Meaning yes
Aita - "that's it!"
enol - "and all" ... no particular meaning, but used to end sentences and make them longer. Also a rip-off of the Indian community colloquialism.
OOOMS - A grampa jakkals. :lol:
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Mud Dog wrote:Yebo - Meaning yes
Aita - "that's it!"
enol - "and all" ... no particular meaning, but used to end sentences and make them longer. Also a rip-off of the Indian community colloquialism.
OOOMS - A grampa jakkals. :lol:
Besides the wrong spelling who the hec is OOOMS....?
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k_k - an extremely apt expletive under any circumstance.
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k_ _ _ _ _ _k man! Like in: "K_ _ _ _ _ _k man, I was only doing 27km/h Officer!"
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Eskom: From the english derivative of blackout, no lights, no power. Can be used in the following sentences: This Jeep has Eskom. We had an Eskom last night and all my meat defrosted.
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Bra - (Not the lingerie type), pronounced 'bri' .... similar in meaning to the US "Bro".
Hoesit - Local equivalent of "Howzit". Technically a question but is not asked expecting an answer.
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Lekka
Howzit
Awe
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CasKru wrote:Lekka
Howzit
Awe
Awe ma se kind - very coloured derived I think it means the same as howzit

kif bru - meaning sharp :thumbup:
hola boss - same as howzit, used mainly in black townships (not that you get white townships :laugh2: ) person being greeted a male.

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politics - from the ancient Greek word "polus", meaning "many", and "ticks", meaning "small bloodsucking creatures"
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :mocking:
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now/now-now/just now- Anytime, could be right away, in 5 minutes, 2-hours or even tomorrow
moerse-works in any sentence at anny time
lekker-multiple meanings depending on the situation or placement in the sentence

And of course the old favourite that needs no explination BEF_k
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"Jou ma se Porcshe", Cape Town slang that doesn't mean your mother drives a Porsche, but you have offended that person in some way.
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Should have seen the look on my face :shock2: when I first heard the word "bakgat" and I thought; "is this guy seriiiiousss?" :shock3:
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Julias Malema - ja eish ja
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Hoppy wrote:"Jou ma se Porcshe", Cape Town slang that doesn't mean your mother drives a Porsche, but you have offended that person in some way.
Or, in modern slang, "Jou ma se e-pos"
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oxydog wrote:
Hoppy wrote:"Jou ma se Porcshe", Cape Town slang that doesn't mean your mother drives a Porsche, but you have offended that person in some way.
Or, in modern slang, "Jou ma se e-pos"
:laugh2: :laugh2: :mocking:
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Sebata wrote:Julias Malema - ja eish ja
There are no words. Eish. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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How's your mother - meaning are you nuts?
Dof - deur die mis
gatvol - fed-up

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Ja, nee... you okes! ;)

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Sebata wrote:Julias Malema - ja eish ja
Sebata no foul language on the forum please-eish
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