Unofficially South African
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Unofficially South African
What South African words do you know, that are not official but widely used and understood (could be in any language and hope fully clean). Give a word and it's meaning and see how far we can get.
1. eish - normally said out loud, out of being frightened or in dispair
2. yoh - uttered when one is extremely surprised
1. eish - normally said out loud, out of being frightened or in dispair
2. yoh - uttered when one is extremely surprised
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Re: Unofficially South African
8-ta, hallo
Pap, Lekker kos
Pap, Lekker kos
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Re: Unofficially South African
Yebo - Meaning yes
Aita - "that's it!"
enol - "and all" ... no particular meaning, but used to end sentences and make them longer. Also a rip-off of the Indian community colloquialism.
OOOMS - A grampa jakkals.
Aita - "that's it!"
enol - "and all" ... no particular meaning, but used to end sentences and make them longer. Also a rip-off of the Indian community colloquialism.
OOOMS - A grampa jakkals.
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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Re: Unofficially South African
Remember this....PE712678901ZA....will get lost and disappear And the it will be BlackSam :!: :!: :!:Mud Dog wrote:Yebo - Meaning yes
Aita - "that's it!"
enol - "and all" ... no particular meaning, but used to end sentences and make them longer. Also a rip-off of the Indian community colloquialism.
OOOMS - A grampa jakkals.
Re: Unofficially South African
Besides the wrong spelling who the hec is OOOMS....?Mud Dog wrote:Yebo - Meaning yes
Aita - "that's it!"
enol - "and all" ... no particular meaning, but used to end sentences and make them longer. Also a rip-off of the Indian community colloquialism.
OOOMS - A grampa jakkals.
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Re: Unofficially South African
k_k - an extremely apt expletive under any circumstance.
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k_ _ _ _ _ _k man! Like in: "K_ _ _ _ _ _k man, I was only doing 27km/h Officer!"
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Eskom: From the english derivative of blackout, no lights, no power. Can be used in the following sentences: This Jeep has Eskom. We had an Eskom last night and all my meat defrosted.
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Bra - (Not the lingerie type), pronounced 'bri' .... similar in meaning to the US "Bro".
Hoesit - Local equivalent of "Howzit". Technically a question but is not asked expecting an answer.
Hoesit - Local equivalent of "Howzit". Technically a question but is not asked expecting an answer.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Unofficially South African
Awe ma se kind - very coloured derived I think it means the same as howzitCasKru wrote:Lekka
Howzit
Awe
kif bru - meaning sharp
hola boss - same as howzit, used mainly in black townships (not that you get white townships ) person being greeted a male.
Shweet ouens
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Unofficially South African
politics - from the ancient Greek word "polus", meaning "many", and "ticks", meaning "small bloodsucking creatures"
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Re: Unofficially South African
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Unofficially South African
now/now-now/just now- Anytime, could be right away, in 5 minutes, 2-hours or even tomorrow
moerse-works in any sentence at anny time
lekker-multiple meanings depending on the situation or placement in the sentence
And of course the old favourite that needs no explination BEF_k
moerse-works in any sentence at anny time
lekker-multiple meanings depending on the situation or placement in the sentence
And of course the old favourite that needs no explination BEF_k
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"Jou ma se Porcshe", Cape Town slang that doesn't mean your mother drives a Porsche, but you have offended that person in some way.
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Re: Unofficially South African
Should have seen the look on my face when I first heard the word "bakgat" and I thought; "is this guy seriiiiousss?"
Tumelo Maketekete
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Unofficially South African
Julias Malema - ja eish ja
Tau Sello
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Re: Unofficially South African
Or, in modern slang, "Jou ma se e-pos"Hoppy wrote:"Jou ma se Porcshe", Cape Town slang that doesn't mean your mother drives a Porsche, but you have offended that person in some way.
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• Level-it kit (Front)
• Custom integrated bullbar
• Custom replacement bumper
• Midas driving lights
• Front Runner bakkie slide
• National Luna 80l fridge/freezer
• National Luna Dual Battery System
• LA Sport 70l long range tank
• 2x40W Solar panels with PWM controller
• 31" BFG KM3's
'98 Hilux 2.8D 4X4 D/Cab
• ARB Bullbar
• Safari Snorkel
• GearMax Rear Locker
• Dragon 29 MHz with 2.6m whip
• Front Runner bakkie slide
• 31" BFG KM2's
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'06 Hilux 4.0 V6 4X4 D/Cab
• Level-it kit (Front)
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• Custom replacement bumper
• Midas driving lights
• Front Runner bakkie slide
• National Luna 80l fridge/freezer
• National Luna Dual Battery System
• LA Sport 70l long range tank
• 2x40W Solar panels with PWM controller
• 31" BFG KM3's
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Re: Unofficially South African
oxydog wrote:Or, in modern slang, "Jou ma se e-pos"Hoppy wrote:"Jou ma se Porcshe", Cape Town slang that doesn't mean your mother drives a Porsche, but you have offended that person in some way.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Unofficially South African
There are no words. Eish.Sebata wrote:Julias Malema - ja eish ja
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Re: Unofficially South African
How's your mother - meaning are you nuts?
Dof - deur die mis
gatvol - fed-up
And the ever popular
Uhmmm
Spoken in all languages and means absolutely nothing except make you look like an idiot.
Dof - deur die mis
gatvol - fed-up
And the ever popular
Uhmmm
Spoken in all languages and means absolutely nothing except make you look like an idiot.
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Ja, nee... you okes! ;)
I'll catch you now-now.
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Sebata no foul language on the forum please-eishSebata wrote:Julias Malema - ja eish ja
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