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SideKick
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1127 Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:45 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Toyota Hilux '89 2.2 (4Y) EFI D/C 4x4, Mikem Suspension, PowerFlow Exhaust, BroSpeed Branch, 31" M/T, Long Range Fuel Tank, Front Diff-LockReal Name: StephanClub VHF Licence: X108Location: Parow
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by SideKick Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:36 pm
Hi All
On the SA 4x4 page on facebook, they are asking readers "What do you tow with your 4x4?".
The options are:
Trailer
Caravan
Boat
HorseBox
Other
I added
Land Rovers
Please go there and answer the same as me please! Will be hillarious if Land Rover gets the most votes!!!
Stress :
The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $H!t out of some asshole that desperately deserves it!
SWARTLUX
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 891 Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pmTown: GautengVehicle: '05 LEGEND 35 2.7 DC 4x4, Monroe Gas allround, Long range tank, UniQ Chip. Platkar '06 Polo 1.6 Comfortline hatchbackReal Name: BrainLocation: Les Marais, Pretoria
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by SWARTLUX Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:41 pm
Dont have vleisbroek but would have voted that anytime!!!
CasKru
Moderator
Posts: 23956 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:52 amTown: BenoniVehicle: '94 Hilux Raider 2.4i (22RE) DC 4x4Real Name: CassieClub VHF Licence: B15Location: Rynfield
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by CasKru Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:43 pm
To God be the glory
Hangover
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1374 Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:55 amTown: DeneysvilleVehicle: '76 FJ45 , '13 3.0 D4D HiluxReal Name: Stef
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by Hangover Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:46 pm
Landrover is sover met 10 voor die naaste wat trailer is met 9...
Hangover(A.K.A die speelding) Dakar
SWARTLUX
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 891 Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pmTown: GautengVehicle: '05 LEGEND 35 2.7 DC 4x4, Monroe Gas allround, Long range tank, UniQ Chip. Platkar '06 Polo 1.6 Comfortline hatchbackReal Name: BrainLocation: Les Marais, Pretoria
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by SWARTLUX Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:47 pm
Hangover wrote: Landrover is sover met 10 voor die naaste wat trailer is met 9...
Dit sal net 'n landrover eienaar wees wat dit sal doen
SideKick
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1127 Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:45 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Toyota Hilux '89 2.2 (4Y) EFI D/C 4x4, Mikem Suspension, PowerFlow Exhaust, BroSpeed Branch, 31" M/T, Long Range Fuel Tank, Front Diff-LockReal Name: StephanClub VHF Licence: X108Location: Parow
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by SideKick Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:48 pm
Hangover wrote: Landrover is sover met 10 voor die naaste wat trailer is met 9...
Haha! Hy droom lekker! Kom ons raai wat ry hy . . .
Stress :
The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $H!t out of some asshole that desperately deserves it!
Hoppy
Monster Truck
Posts: 5784 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:15 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Hilux SFA & IFSReal Name: Allan 0721291160
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by Hoppy Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:38 pm
Hier is die link, ons is voor met 17 votes
http://www.facebook.com/SA4x4magazine " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
aev@iburst.co.za The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
Hoppy
Monster Truck
Posts: 5784 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:15 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Hilux SFA & IFSReal Name: Allan 0721291160
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by Hoppy Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:46 pm
Komaan, waar is die gevreetboekers?
aev@iburst.co.za The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
Mud Dog
Moderator
Posts: 29857 Joined: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:18 amTown: East LondonVehicle: '90 SFA Hilux DC 4X4, Full OME, 110mm lift. Brospeed branch, 50mm ss freeflow exhaust. 30 x 9.5 Discoverer S/T's on Viper mags. L/R tank. (AWOL) '98 LTD 2.4 SFA, dual battery system. Dobinson suspension, LR tanks, 31" BF mud's.Real Name: AndyClub VHF Licence: HC103
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by Mud Dog Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:55 pm
As ek meer as een LR ge-tow het, kan ek meer as een keer vote?
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!. Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive. It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
SWARTLUX
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 891 Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pmTown: GautengVehicle: '05 LEGEND 35 2.7 DC 4x4, Monroe Gas allround, Long range tank, UniQ Chip. Platkar '06 Polo 1.6 Comfortline hatchbackReal Name: BrainLocation: Les Marais, Pretoria
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by SWARTLUX Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:59 pm
Mud Dog wrote: As ek meer as een LR ge-tow het, kan ek meer as een keer vote?
Vote vir lke keer wat jy eengesleep het dan sien jy hoe vinnig verander daia syfers ek dink Landrovers word permanent gesleep!
My pa se pel se mos altyd hy het nie iets teen 'n toyota nie maar mense wat saam hom werk wat toyota's ry is windgat en hy wil hulle 'n ding of 2 wys!
Ek dink hy wil wys hoe hy vassit en ge-recover word dis mos 2 dinge
Hangover
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1374 Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:55 amTown: DeneysvilleVehicle: '76 FJ45 , '13 3.0 D4D HiluxReal Name: Stef
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by Hangover Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:25 pm
LR = 37
Hangover(A.K.A die speelding) Dakar
Marty
LR 4WD Rear Locker
Posts: 406 Joined: Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:52 amTown: PretoriaVehicle: 2002 face lift KZ-TE DC. Mod’s / dual batter - kinda ;) / Active suspension / Intercooler / free flow / ECU Chip / sports flow air filterReal Name: MartinLocation: Pretoria
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by Marty Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:32 pm
Update
One Africa, One Hilux needed :)
SWARTLUX
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 891 Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pmTown: GautengVehicle: '05 LEGEND 35 2.7 DC 4x4, Monroe Gas allround, Long range tank, UniQ Chip. Platkar '06 Polo 1.6 Comfortline hatchbackReal Name: BrainLocation: Les Marais, Pretoria
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by SWARTLUX Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:35 pm
Marty wrote: Update
Kom nou mense met vleisbroek gaan vote nog en skop stof in die landy owners se oge!
GeorgeJvR
Monster Truck
Posts: 3286 Joined: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:55 pmTown: Louis TrichardtVehicle: 2008 Prado 4.0 V6, 1989 SFA S/C 2.2 1998 SFA LTD 22REReal Name: George
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by GeorgeJvR Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:54 pm
To Buy and sell a vehicle is my hobby Make a deal that no one else thought possible is my aim Kom wat wil ek bly 'n Bul!
Thunder02
Moderator
Posts: 8033 Joined: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:53 pmTown: East RandVehicle: IFS HiluxReal Name: NeilClub VHF Licence: HC105Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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by Thunder02 Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:41 pm
Hoppy
Monster Truck
Posts: 5784 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:15 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Hilux SFA & IFSReal Name: Allan 0721291160
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by Hoppy Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:42 am
Komaan, ons moet dit by 100 kry:
http://www.facebook.com/SA4x4magazine " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Ek wonder of hulle dit gaan publish?
aev@iburst.co.za The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
arnize2
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 743 Joined: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:47 pmTown: WellingtonVehicle: 2008 Toyota Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4X4Real Name: ArnoLocation: Malmesbury
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by arnize2 Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:51 pm
Gedoen
46 stemme
venom38
High Range 4WD
Posts: 61 Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 5:46 pmTown: johannesburgVehicle: hilux d4dReal Name: Corne
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by venom38 Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:42 pm
+1
luckyhit
LR 4WD Rear Locker
Posts: 431 Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:36 pmTown: PretoriaVehicle: '04 Hilux 2.7i 4x4 d/cReal Name: ReinhardtLocation: Pretoria
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by luckyhit Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:55 pm
+1
One Life! Live it!
SideKick
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1127 Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:45 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Toyota Hilux '89 2.2 (4Y) EFI D/C 4x4, Mikem Suspension, PowerFlow Exhaust, BroSpeed Branch, 31" M/T, Long Range Fuel Tank, Front Diff-LockReal Name: StephanClub VHF Licence: X108Location: Parow
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by SideKick Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:08 pm
Stress :
The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $H!t out of some asshole that desperately deserves it!
Houkswyn
High Range 4WD
Posts: 86 Joined: Mon May 31, 2010 4:29 pmTown: ParowVehicle: Fortuner 4.0 V6 4X4Real Name: Etienne
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by Houkswyn Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:38 pm
+1
ChrisSwart
Low Range 4WD
Posts: 198 Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:04 amTown: JohanesburgVehicle: 1999 2700i Hi LuxReal Name: Chris
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by ChrisSwart Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:01 pm
+1
luxman
Low Range 4WD
Posts: 131 Joined: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:42 pmTown: HartenbosVehicle: SFA 2.4Real Name: MattClub VHF Licence: HC194
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by luxman Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:36 pm
+1 (Wel onder my laaitie se naam maar hy ry ook my lux)
Luxman
Racing snake
LR 4WD Rear Locker
Posts: 414 Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:51 pmTown: RandburgVehicle: FortunerReal Name: Brian
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by Racing snake Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:45 pm
Beautiful Stefan, Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Also voted for LR.
OOOOMS
Top Web Wheeler
Posts: 19468 Joined: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:09 am
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by OOOOMS Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:53 pm
Kaspaas
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1270 Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:39 amTown: WellingtonVehicle: 1998 Land Cruiser 105series GXReal Name: CobusLocation: Wellington
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by Kaspaas Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:24 pm
+ 1
56!!!
1998 Toyota land Cruiser 105 series. 4.2 D "I am human, I make mistakes, and that is okay, I have my own permission."
scout
Low Range 4WD
Posts: 199 Joined: Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:45 amTown: White RiverVehicle: 91 Hilux dc -pro comp , arb bb , winch , 33'' mudsReal Name: Jonathan
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by scout Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:39 pm
het julle die comment gelees van die ongelukkige man hy is redelik ontstoke
Hy ry seker 'n lr
" Yes I know we are lost , but we are making good time "
SWARTLUX
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 891 Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pmTown: GautengVehicle: '05 LEGEND 35 2.7 DC 4x4, Monroe Gas allround, Long range tank, UniQ Chip. Platkar '06 Polo 1.6 Comfortline hatchbackReal Name: BrainLocation: Les Marais, Pretoria
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by SWARTLUX Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:51 pm
scout wrote: het julle die comment gelees van die ongelukkige man hy is redelik ontstoke
Hy ry seker 'n lr
Post asb vir ons wat nie vleisbroek het nie sal dit graag wil sien
SideKick
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1127 Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:45 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Toyota Hilux '89 2.2 (4Y) EFI D/C 4x4, Mikem Suspension, PowerFlow Exhaust, BroSpeed Branch, 31" M/T, Long Range Fuel Tank, Front Diff-LockReal Name: StephanClub VHF Licence: X108Location: Parow
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by SideKick Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:53 pm
scout wrote: het julle die comment gelees van die ongelukkige man hy is redelik ontstoke
Hy ry seker 'n lr
Het gesien ja
GLAD NIE HAPPY NIE
Stress :
The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $H!t out of some asshole that desperately deserves it!
CasKru
Moderator
Posts: 23956 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:52 amTown: BenoniVehicle: '94 Hilux Raider 2.4i (22RE) DC 4x4Real Name: CassieClub VHF Licence: B15Location: Rynfield
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by CasKru Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:55 pm
Jip... hy is besig om sy toys uit sy pram aka Landie te gooi
To God be the glory
SideKick
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1127 Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:45 pmTown: Cape TownVehicle: Toyota Hilux '89 2.2 (4Y) EFI D/C 4x4, Mikem Suspension, PowerFlow Exhaust, BroSpeed Branch, 31" M/T, Long Range Fuel Tank, Front Diff-LockReal Name: StephanClub VHF Licence: X108Location: Parow
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by SideKick Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:02 pm
Stress :
The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $H!t out of some asshole that desperately deserves it!
SWARTLUX
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 891 Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pmTown: GautengVehicle: '05 LEGEND 35 2.7 DC 4x4, Monroe Gas allround, Long range tank, UniQ Chip. Platkar '06 Polo 1.6 Comfortline hatchbackReal Name: BrainLocation: Les Marais, Pretoria
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by SWARTLUX Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:27 pm
The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $H!t out of some asshole that desperately deserves it!
46 stemme 
