Can you hear me?
Forum rules
Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
-
- LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
- Posts: 1156
- Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:57 pm
- Town: Heidelberg
- Vehicle: Hilux 2.5 D4D
- Real Name: Koos
- Location: Heidelberg
Can you hear me?
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In
the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
'Honey, what's for dinner? Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
(I just love this)
'For goodness sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In
the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
'Honey, what's for dinner? Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
(I just love this)
'For goodness sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
Re: Can you hear me?
Ooooooooooops.....
- Gysie
- Events Coordinator
- Posts: 572
- Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:00 pm
- Town: Brackenfell
- Vehicle: Toyota
- Real Name: Ciske van Gijsen
Re: Can you hear me?
Life does not consist of the cards you are dealt but in how you play the cards you are dealt!
http://www.gomad4x4.co.za
http://www.gomad4x4.co.za
- ChrisF
- Top Web Wheeler
- Posts: 8188
- Joined: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:56 pm
- Town: inniedorp
- Vehicle: Toy
- Real Name: Chris
Re: Can you hear me?
uhm ja .... too close to home .... my left ear has lost some frequencies ..... en dan praat my vrou ook nog sag, terwyl ons ry hoor ek nie veel van wat sy sê nie .....
- jacques kotze
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 3616
- Joined: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:51 am
- Town: Nelspruit
- Vehicle: 2,8 4x4 Auto Fortuner. 2,8 4x4 Hilux singlecab.
- Real Name: Jacques
- Contact:
Re: Can you hear me?
Jy kan jouself gelukkig agChrisF wrote:uhm ja .... too close to home .... my left ear has lost some frequencies ..... en dan praat my vrou ook nog sag, terwyl ons ry hoor ek nie veel van wat sy sê nie .....
- Thunder02
- Moderator
- Posts: 8033
- Joined: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:53 pm
- Town: East Rand
- Vehicle: IFS Hilux
- Real Name: Neil
- Club VHF Licence: HC105
- Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
- Contact:
Re: Can you hear me?
I like
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
-
- LR 4WD Rear Locker
- Posts: 414
- Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:51 pm
- Town: Randburg
- Vehicle: Fortuner
- Real Name: Brian
Re: Can you hear me?
Mooi