Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a
practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was
the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a
sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The
town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and
High Colonics" � No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" � thumbs down
again. Then came "Minds and Behinds" � still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" � unacceptable
again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" � not a chance. "Nuts
and Butts" � no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" � still no good. "Loons and
Moons" � forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith
and Dr. Jones -
Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.
The Psychologist and the Proctologist
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Re: The Psychologist and the Proctologist
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Re: The Psychologist and the Proctologist
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