My X-mas present from you all!

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My X-mas present from you all!

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Post by Polarbear2008 »

Wow! You can almost by a lux for that bottle of trouble!
01 Hilux 3.0L KZ-TE 4x4 Raider d/c
GME Gx300 29meg & Vertex VX2200 VHF radio
Mikem load springs with greasable shackles and polybushes
Monroe Gas Magnum shocks
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National Luna Dual battery system
Frontrunner roofrack with s/steel table
Twin rear high lift jack points
Hilux4x4club sticker! ('nuf said!)
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Dual loadbox slides
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Alu canopy
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Unlimited Fuel & Travel Budget!
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Nou is ek bly ek drink nie baie nie . . . . . .
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Goeie ongeluk
To God be the glory
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That can't be right? Can it?
ORRA CALLSIGN X120
AKA Epsilon on 4x4Community
(2011 JKUR)
Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 3.8 Auto Unlimited
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nee daai prys is nie sleg nie, sal 2x vat asb.............................................................2x druppeltjies :crazy:
Is gebed jou spaarwiel of jou stuurwiel?
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Picardi Rebel het n bottel Glen vir R59 999.00 ek dit dit is n 50 jaar.
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Liewe Donkie!! Is daar goud sop of iets daar binne?? :shock: :shock: :stars: :stars:
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Probably sold to malema or zuma allready
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Dream on Francisco... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Why would you want a pamphlet for xmas,seeing that you have one already :lmao:
Not all those who wander are lost!

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ok franie
los ma die 6 pack
ek sal een van daai vat
OFFICIAL HILUX 4x4 RECOVERY VEHICLE

if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
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Thunder02 wrote:Why would you want a pamphlet for xmas,seeing that you have one already :lmao:
my question exactly :?: :?: :tease:
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ROOFER wrote:
Thunder02 wrote:Why would you want a pamphlet for xmas,seeing that you have one already :lmao:
my question exactly :?: :?: :tease:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: nearly fell off my chair laughing... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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JEEPIE wrote:ok franie
los ma die 6 pack
ek sal een van daai vat
Het bestel. Hy is oppad. :twisted:
Thunder02 wrote:Why would you want a pamphlet for xmas,seeing that you have one already :lmao:
I want to ad it to all my dream albums... :twisted:
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Ali3n wrote:
JEEPIE wrote:ok franie
los ma die 6 pack
ek sal een van daai vat
Het bestel. Hy is oppad. :twisted:
Thunder02 wrote:Why would you want a pamphlet for xmas,seeing that you have one already :lmao:
I want to ad it to all my dream albums... :twisted:
Cool reply,my album is getting a bit thick,i think the ladies need to do something about it :acute:
Not all those who wander are lost!

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For sure they need to start making a plan... :twisted:
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