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What captions can you come up with for this cartoon?


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Easter, you say? ..... In October??
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Honestly the zebra layed it not me.....
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP :yahoo: ..... You wouldn't understand....
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rainbow "nation" is one thing,

but "rainbow" animals .....
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His are vertical not horizontal :blushing:
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Hey, What is a girl to do?........You had your head in the sand.
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Its not what you think.
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I'm sure I saw spots!
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( Maybe I will get in trouble for this )

What can I say.........His hung like a horse. :oops:
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How?
Just because it says "4WD" doesn't make it an off-road vehicle.
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he said it would buff out....
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i cant post on a family / public forum
OFFICIAL HILUX 4x4 RECOVERY VEHICLE

if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
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OK, ...... here's another .....

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"April Fool!"
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bungeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Superman in training?


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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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With this stick and glasses I can get away with anything.
Just because it says "4WD" doesn't make it an off-road vehicle.
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