The Hilux Story

[KOBUSL]

looking for the cat

[ROOFER]

that was in the hat on the mat

[KOBUSL]

in the back

[ThysdJ]

of the mud pool where the pole dancing is going on

[KOBUSL]

with synthetic oil on the pole and synthetic

[Blaps]

stringers holding together the

[Froll]

girls costume, but we were traveling away from that

[ROOFER]

when suddenly

[KOBUSL]

the stringers broke , leaving the poor

[ThysdJ]

pole standing all alone in a pool of mud

[Blaps]

feeling alone with nobody to

[Froll]

slide on the synthetic oil

[Thunder02]

but the malbro man standing next to him,who

[KOBUSL]

himself, handy with poles,

[Thunder02]

jumper leads,leatherman ,compass and

[Froll]

a fridge full of cold ones,set about to

[KOBUSL]

take on one of the muddiest poles south of

[Froll]

the mighty Orange river

[KOBUSL]

slapbang in the middle of Langa, loading his

[Thunder02]

Rifle and waiting for

[Froll]

some Rhino poachers to

[KOBUSL]

swim in the croc pool without giving the poor crocs

[Thunder02]

A little nibble on

[Boet Croukamp]

lost his footing and fell

[Froll]

onto the back of a stuck Land Rover

[ThysdJ]

which miraculously turned into a sabre tooth tiger and

[GI Jane]

bounded off into the sunset

[Thunder02]

with his tail between his legs while

[Froll]

malbro man wondered what to do next

[Thunder02]

yet

[GI Jane]

on the other side of the universe

[KOBUSL]

in Japan, a new creature came to life

[Froll]

at the Toyota factory

[ROOFER]

with four wheels

[KOBUSL]

and a 400 kw diesel motor

[Froll]

ready to take on Africa's best

[Thunder02]

of the worst

[KOBUSL]

dongas

[Blitzkrieg]

that any other vehicle will

[Baasvark]

shudder to contemplate

[Thunder02]

yet it was

[Baasvark]

a Hiluxman with cohones of steel

[Froll]

that showed them how it is done

[ROOFER]

with out a moment of hesitation

[Froll]

he started that monster

[KOBUSL]

and started running up Dune 7

[Blitzkrieg]

while Landy drivers watched in

[KOBUSL]

groups of ten, pushing and pulling

[Froll]

each other to see who

[Baasvark]

had enough oil left in his landy's engine

[ThysdJ]

to deep fry some chips for dinner.

[KOBUSL]

The winner, with six bags of potatoes,

[Froll]

started to make chips, when suddenly

[george]

there was a noise

[wim]

as a Hilux driver mistook a L/rover for an opsticle and

[Thunder02]

And dropped a gear

[Froll]

and started climbing

[KOBUSL]

the back of Table Mountain to

[Froll]

get away from

[Baasvark]

wannabe 4x4'ers