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n Ou mannetjie wat vol fiemmies is moet n tand laat trek. Die tandarts wil sy tand doodspuit maar die man gil en se: "Ek kan geen naalde in my verdra nie, en buitendien is ek alergies vir inspuitings !!!" Die tandarts se: "Geen probleem", sit die spuit neer en vat n gasmasker. "OOO nee, net nie dit nie !!!" skreeu die mannetjie. "Ek is erg kloustrofobies en sal sterf as jy my gesig toemaak met daardie masker". Die tandarts vra toe of hy n probleem het om pille te drink. "Geensins" antwoord die man. Die tandarts gee toe vir hom n viagra. "Haai ek het nie geweet dat viagra ook n pynstiller is nie" se die ou mannetjie. "Dit is nie !!!!" antwoord die tandarts, "Maar dit sal jou iets gee om aan vas te hou terwyl ek jou tand trek !!!!!
Wat ek is is net genade
Wat ek het is net geleen
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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