Joke of the day

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:29 am

Typical cops, always there to clean up the K_K.....
But never in time to stop it...........

Taljaag · Post by **Taljaag** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:37 am

Zandyl · Post by **Zandyl** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:39 am

Donkey wrote: I've seen this

Nope, i think you've done that

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:58 am

Hoppy wrote:wrong, in the last one, the "Streetwise two" box should be lying in the street

Right hear the dustbin thats less than 5M away....

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:59 am

I WONT ONE

Post by **george** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:41 am

I am more Indian than I think.

Thabogrobler · Post by **Thabogrobler** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:44 am

george wrote:I am more Indian than I think.

x2!!!

HennieO · Post by **HennieO** » Thu May 09, 2013 10:40 am

Gotta love Fred Mouton!

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Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:01 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:02 am

Me is Indian...

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:03 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:03 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:04 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:07 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:16 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:18 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:34 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:35 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:40 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:44 am

Borntofish · Post by **Borntofish** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:46 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:46 am

Thanks Oom Andy

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:49 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:55 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:56 am

Borntofish · Post by **Borntofish** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:57 am

Jan sterf.

Sy boedel voorsien R140,000 vir ‘n ordentlike begrafnis.

Toe die laaste persone die begrafnis verlaat, wend sy vrou, Sannie haar tot haar beste vriendin.
'Wel, ek voel seker Jan sou tevrede gewees het, sê sy.’
'Verseker,' stem Berta in. Sy fluister in Sannie se oor: 'Hoeveel het die gedoente gekos?'

'|Honderd-en-veertig duisend vir die hele spul.'

'Kannie wees nie!' roep Berta uit. 'Dis was baie spesiaal, maar R140 000?'

Sannie verduidelik: 'Die begrafnis was R6 500; ek het R500 aan die kerk geskenk; die whiskey, wyn en snoeperye was nog R500; en die res gaan vir die gedenksteen.'
Berta werk vinnig uit: 'R132,500 vir ‘n gedenksteen? Hoe groot is die ding?'

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Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:58 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:59 am

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:02 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:08 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:09 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:13 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:15 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:18 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:21 pm

Ag shame man... Arme kinders...

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:23 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:24 pm

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:31 pm

I didn't have a mother when I grew up, Suddenly I realise how much I have missed...

Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:38 pm

Post by **Bugzy** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:44 pm

"Dit gaan eendag terugkom na jou toe!!"
Maar sy het nie gese X10 nie - sy het die waarheid vir my weg gesteek!!

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:47 pm

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Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:53 pm

Pora · Post by **Pora** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:08 pm

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:11 pm

Too many in SA.....

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:13 pm

Asuming that bar is closed for repairs a lot!

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:15 pm

Think this was written by my mother

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:16 pm

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:17 pm

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:18 pm

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:24 pm

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:32 pm

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:34 pm

Ford Danger · Post by **Ford Danger** » Thu May 09, 2013 3:35 pm

Die$eL · Post by **Die$eL** » Thu May 09, 2013 4:32 pm

just get a dog...

Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Thu May 09, 2013 4:38 pm

A young boy walks into a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you!"

The barber then takes out a dollar bill and two quarters. He asks the young boy, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the two quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" the barber says. "Poor kid never learns!"

The customer leaves after his haircut and sees the same young boy walking out of an ice cream shop. "Can I ask you a question?" he says to the boy. "Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licks his ice cream cone and replies, "The day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Thu May 09, 2013 4:41 pm

Elke dag stap 'n man verby 'n bedelaar en gee hom tien rand. So gaan dit aan vir 'n jaar, maar skielik verander die daaglikse donasie na vyf rand.

"En nou meneer," vra die bedelaar. "Waarom krimp jou donasie aan my nou so skielik?"

"Wel," antwoord die man, "My oudste seun het universiteit toe gegaan. Dit kos baie geld, so ek moes my uitgawes sny."

"En hoeveel kinders het meneer?" vra die bedelaar.

"Vier" antwoord die man.

"O," se die bedelaar "Ek hoop net nie jy is van plan om hulle almal op my f@#$%^ onkoste te laat studeer nie!"

Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Thu May 09, 2013 4:42 pm

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Thu May 09, 2013 4:51 pm

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Ali3n · Post by **Ali3n** » Thu May 09, 2013 5:38 pm

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Thu May 09, 2013 5:55 pm

She's going to need more than one role