The Hilux Story
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of something as if in
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but were relieved to see it was only
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started looking for a Land Rover driver because he
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replace sump plugs and oil whenever
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landy's were @ the mall
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mall crawlers
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with their winches in standby mode
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for when the trolley seems to
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slip in the oil spill
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and mess all the
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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paving stones, that were
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carry out repairs on all the
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and leaking inter coolers because
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run quick with oil spills
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carbon foot print left by
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all the huffing and puffing on the back seat
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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to get the hands warm, after pushing
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headed land rover owners mouth, after he realised that
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his spare wheel rotated anti-clockwise
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because it is from the Northern Hemisphere and
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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and explains why the english like LR
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where oil does not leak in such cold climates
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coz their toilets spin otherwise too
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as well as their guts when
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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they think of the problems that await them with their L R
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thats why the hip flask is always close by
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filled with 15W40
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and rub-on viagra to keep the stiff upper lip
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which they blame on the cold, but we
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suspect the supercharged coffee they had before
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relaxed the stiff upper lip to form a small twitch
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jaw bone, but it looked like he was about to
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when a Hilux suddenly
Toyota Hilux 2.7 Legend 35 (Bullnose) 2003 d/cab 4x4 with Cooper Discoverer AT 3's on with unichip and Powerflow exhaust. Name: Blouwillebees
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stopped
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and hooted with his
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to the gearbox of the LR on the
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leaking paving coloured oil
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A sad state just like
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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fired blacksmith's furnace
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Re: The Hilux Story
monster Hilux chassis